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____________________________________________________________________ [14:. - [ How to take over the world ] [tak] :. ] [tak@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Are you lame? Do people pick on you? Are you a stupid motherfucker with no life that is the ideal icon for the picture of a "loser?" if your name is RLoxley, yes, otherwise, no one is. BUT RLoxley is not what this is about, its about world domination! First, you need money, lots of it! go rob a bank, if someone tries to stop you, use your h4x0r like skillz, and ninja kick them through a window, saying "rooted!" now you run really really fast, and go home. When you get home you count the money, and exchange it for UNMARKED PENNYS, make sure they are real. Now go buy allot of guns, and allot of people(ask prae where he buys his "people") and go kill allot of people, just randomly. When the cops come, kill them, the fbi will come, kill them, soon the national guard will come, kill them, and when they all die, YELL REALLY LOUD "rooted!" Now is time to get the people(you didnt kill) to listen to you. Tell them that if they make you their mastert, you will not kill them, and if they refuse, you will kill them. NOW WHAT TO DO IF ANYONE REFUSES! kill them! and if they do make you their master, kill them anyways, just to get the point across. Now that you 0wn everyone, tell the men to make you dinner, and the women to make you a castle so you can sit at the top, and throw shit at them, if they refuse...kill them! If you get raided by karate chop ninjas, and there are like 500,000,000,000,000,000 of them, and you CANT KILL THEM! what should you do? kill them? If RLoxley comes up to you and says "hEy MaN g0Tz N-E 0=d4Y wArEz???" DONT KILL HIM, for killing someone because they are a complete retard is not cool, so ask him "wheres my dinner?!?!?!?" and if he repys "I dont gn0" kill him if he doesnt, KILL HIM! for you are not killing him cause hes a lunatic retard, your killing him cause hes a dumbshit motherfucker. Now you all are gonna try this as you read it, and there cant be 500 b0g masters, so I didnt include my neet-0 exploit how to overpower an existing ruler, that will be in next issue, until them send me a buncha junk email about how you killed people! txaxk@yahoo.com[I check it, but its not my #1 email, just because RLoxley finds it funny to use his AOL Em-b0Mb PuNtErS and Fl0oD m3] b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!