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____________________________________________________________________ [15:. - [ You know you should stop when... ] [thesource] :. ] [thesource@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD STOP WHEN: 1.YOU CONSIDER LOSER AS SOMEONE WITH 28,800 MODEM. 2.YOU USE SMILIES AND IRC LANGUAGE IN YOUR PAPER MAIL. 3.YOUR DOG HAS IT'S OWN WEBPAGE AND YOUR CAT HAS IT'S OWN WEB SERVER. 4.YOU CAN'T CONTACT:PARENTS ,FRIENDS ,ETC.. BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A MODEM. 5.YOUR ONLY FRIENDS LISTED IN YOUR ICQ CONTACT LIST/MAILING LIST. 6.YOU CHECK YOUR E-MAIL ,IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NEW, YOU CHECK AGAIN. 7.IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN YOU WAKE UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU STAY BY YOUR PC TILL MORNING LIGHT. 8.YOUR KIDS CALLED YAHOO ,ALTAVISTA AND MITNICK. 9.YOU HAVE A TATTOO THAT STATES "THIS BODY BEST VIEWED WITH NETSCAPE 4 OR HIGHER. 10.BEFORE YOU CROSS ANY ROAD YOU WANT TO SAVE. 11.YOU OWN 5 E-MAIL BOXES AND 3 UIN'S. 12.YOUR T-SHIRT STATES "RM -RF /" OR "PH33R #@$%". 13.WHEN YOU WANT TO CALL SOMEONE NAMES IT'S USUALLY "LAMER". 14.TO CHECK WEATHER YOU GO TO WEATHER.YAHOO.COM INSTEAD OF LOOKING OUT OF YOUR WINDOW. 15.YOU SLEEP WITH A TUX DOLL. 16.YOU SAID SOME CHIXOR:"LET'S PLAY QUAKE" AND THAT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT WAS ON YOUR MIND. 17.UNLESS CYBERSEX COUNTS YOU ARE VIRGIN. 18.YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD AND HAVE YOUR OWN DOMAIN AND SITE WITH MORE THAN 10,000 UNIQUE VISITS A DAY. 19.YOU READ THIS LIST AND TRYING TO PROVE YOURSELF THAT NONE OF IT RELATES TO YOU. 20.YOU CAN WHISTLE 2400 BAUD AT LEAST. 21.YOU HAD TO FORMAT YOUR HD TWICE TO KILL YOUR OWN WRITTTEN VIRUS. 22.YOUR FAVOURITE COMMANDS ARE: rm -rf/ ,c:del *.* ,format c:. 23.YOU HAVE INSTALLED,TRIED,USED,ABUSED ANY OS THAT EVER EXISTED. 24.YOU TURN ON YOUR COMPUTER BEFORE DRINKING MORNING COFFEE. 25.YOU ONLY STOP WHEN YOUR WIFE CALLS YOU FOR "JAVA BREAK". 26.YOU SEARCH FOR README FILE ON YOUR SHAMPOO. 27.YOU LOOK FOR ESC BUTTON ON YOUR PHONE. 28.YOU WORK FOR MICROSOFT. 29.YOU ARE BILL GATES. 30.YOUR DAY SCHEDULE IS :"IRC ,EATING ,IRC ,EATING ,IRC ,IRC ,IRC , EATING ,SLEEPING. 31.YOU WON THE "PHONE COMPANY'S FAVOURITE CUSTOMER PRIZE" THIRD MONTH IN A ROW. 32.YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SUNLIGHT ABOUT TWO WEEKS OR MORE. 33.YOU OWN 500 SHELLS AND COUNTING. 34.YOU SAW "HACKERS" THE MOVIE 1,300,000 TIMES. 35.YOUR HOME MADE ANIMATIONS ARE BETTER THAN PIXAR'S. 36.YOUR PORTAL IS WWW.SEXISCOOL.COM OR WWW.SLASHDOT.ORG! 37.YOU SIT IN #GAYDOGSEX CHANNEL ON IRC. 38.IT'S TIME TO STOP..=) b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.