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____________________________________________________________________ [13:. - [ the world as prae sees it ] [prae] :. ] [prae@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Women's Rights In 1903 Emmeline Pankhurst set up a new society called The Women's Social and Political Union. It believed in action not words, and in demonstrations and attacking property in protest against the lack of women's rights. These suffragettes, or Lesbians, were often arrested and put in jail ... I bet they had a field day! In 1913 one of the more mental bean flickers threw herself under the Kings horse at the Derby.. with catastrophic results. It brought him down, and Lucky Jim romped it at 14 to 1. The Lezza died... probably of shock..... first time she'd ever been jumped. Anyway, they helped us out in the war, so in 1918 we gave them the vote. This didn't just benefit baggage handlers... no.... thanks to these early "women", normal girls can now pop along to the polling station after shopping... or picking the kids up from school, and put a tick next to their favorite lady politician. Of course, nowadays, there are muff bandits in all walks of life. They're still usually right biffers, like KD Lang or Ellen... but now and again a real babe turns fishmonger... and that's a waste. Freud Sigmund Freud is regarded by most as the father of psychoanalysis. He held that repression of infantile sexuality would lead to adult neurosis. And that this neurosis would manifest themselves in the dream like state. We've all got theories though haven't we. I mean, I say never trust a man who doesn't drink... not even reformed alcoholics... you can always have a couple every day, can't you? You see that's a theory. It's as valid as beardy bollocks and his .... All that dreams about sex. He was hung up on sex. I have this dream right. I'm driving a tube train in and out of a tunnel... and I'm going fast because I'm panicked. Because my nan's on board.. and she's giving birth... to my girlfriend... actually. And my dad, who's the station master, is really angry with me and he's trying to stop the train ... with a flag.... It's not a flag.. it's like a big salami. And he's going to punish me. And I get really nervous... and I spill my milk.... All over the place. I suppose Freud would read something into that.... Pervert. A coon is having a piss in a public toilet, he finishes his piss and starts to shake the drops off, suddenly his bellend falls off in the urinal. He gives a cry of alarm, grabs his bellend, puts it in his pocket and runs to the nearest doctors. "Doctor..you've got to fucking help me!" he shouts showing him his cock. "Where's your fucking bellend?" says the doctor. "It's in my fucking pocket Doc..! do something for fucks sake!!". "Don't worry mate ..get your fucking blackass on the bus and get down to the hospital...I'll ring my mate there who is the head surgeon..he'll sort you out!!" says the doctor. So the coon goes to the hospital where he finds the head surgeon. "Help me please for fucks sake..!" he says showing him his bellendless cock. "No problem mate...soon have you fixed up" says the surgeon.."Now then where's your bellend?" The coon reaches in his pocket and gives him the bellend. "You taking the fucking piss?" says the surgeon. "Why what do you mean?" says the coon. "This isn't a fucking bellend...you've given me a fucking walnut whip!" says the surgeon. "It can't be .." says the coon.." I ate that on the bus on the way here!!!" (A bellend is the tip of your cock you dosey cunts) [cumbreath] hi jim, I think you're cute [cumbreath] EAT MY COCK!!! 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LONGEST BOOGER The longest dried booger trail was found under a table at a well-known public school. It was measured at 26 2/3 inches long.