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[12:. - [ how to change mirc's version reply ] [tefx] :. ]
[tefx@b0g.org] :. ]
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Are jOO 4 k-rad hAx0r ? tired of
getting kicked from channels for using
mirc, well,
pheer no more, as you can impress all
your friends, and finally get a life by
changing
the mirc version reply by using this
patent pending techniq.
*1* Copy mIRC.exe to b0g.exe
*2* Open b0g.exe in MS-DOS Edit
(edit.com /070 c:mirc0g.exe)
*3* Search for the string "VERSION" and
replace it with "b0gowns"
(or any 7 letter string, that isnt
a normal ctcp request)
*4* Open a New file in Notepad, and
paste the following
--- from here ---
ctcp *:version:*: {
if ($chan != $null) {echo -a _4,0[
$+ $nick VERSION: $+ $chan $+ ] }
{else echo -a _4,0[ $+ $nick VERSION
$+ ] }
.ctcpreply $nick VERSION BitchX-
1.0c10+ by panasync - FreeBSD 3.4-
STABLE : Keep it to yourself!
halt
} ; ph33r my mirc skills
--- to here ---
Save this as b0g.mrc in the mirc
directory
*5* Run b0g.exe, and type /load -rs
b0g.mrc
now connect joo fool , and test
that this works
Now you can finally idle with pride,
as people think your not on windows,
unless they use nmap.
b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
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