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____________________________________________________________________ [19:. - [ b0ils guide to the German language ] [b0ils] :. ] [b0ils@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Welcome.. or as we say in German "Velcummmue". After sitting in the #b0g chatroom for many hours watching the natives swear and curse about people from other countries I thought "self.. you should write an article that will help these morons learn a little bit about those other countries". So that is what I shall do! I will be teaching German. I know you might think it is hard to teach german in only 6 short paragraphs, but if hitler could do it, so can I! By the end of this article you will not only appreciate Germany as a culture but you'll also be able to make fun of your friends without them knowing. Example: -:- GecKo_ [~rair@visp172-26.visp.co.nz] has joined #b0gValis tucki GibbUrios GecKo_ !! ok loser HAHA, I just called you a flaming dog shit in German.. had you known the German language you could have responded with a better insult. now "Valis tucki GibbUrios" does not mean flaming dog shit.. but GecKo_ doesn't know german, so it doesn't really matter what Valis tucki GibbUrios means does it? DOES IT!?!@?! Now I am already tired of teaching you all the german I know, so I'll pass this part on to xhaze to help teach you common German words you may or may not know from your old and dying Grandparents: xhaze: what does Dampfkessel mean? you are german right? GERMAN? OF COURSE I AM YOU FUK Dampfkessel are tassles that big tittied butch strippers wear man! really? my german grampa said he used Dampfkessels in the war. he sure is a strange old man. is it normal for german solders to wear Dampfkessels? ohhhh those Dampfkessels !!! Dampfkessels are session of satan, where they get possessed and shit the germans used it a lot in the war, thats where they got their balls from hilter used Dampfkessels to mind trick people into worshiping him and his brother olli? as they taught me in german school, olli used this power for bad, and seduced young boys. as hitler used it for good.that was his down fall. oh as you can see.. germans not only know about german words but also alot about german history! Remember this as you can use german people online to help cheat on homework. I would suggest asking xhaze since he seems to have alot of answers about germany's past ( and this is how hilter and olli's mechanical clone won the world war 4). Now time for more german fun. To say "b0g is better than a roll of paper" use this german phrase: das es good. To say "b0g!@#" use this: motherfuckingb0ginthehizzzouse!!!!! see how german is so much like English? so close infact that scientists have been researching for years to see if hilter actually did steal English during world war 4. Last I heard there was inconclusive evidence to prove this theory.. but since they found the remains of hilter's body in the trunk of a new jersey man's car last wednesday I think the case may be revived! Well Mr. Hitler.. just to prove you aren't so smart to think up the german language here is an example of how smart #b0g is: malkav: make up a german word pls. deulerscheusen and what does this word mean? a building where one would eat fecal matter The End. This article has taught much to many people, I just hope you send your emails to me in German so that you get practice and I can easily delete them by looking at their subject. Until next time, this is b0iler saying "das es unchatchen bu la crachen". b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! almost time for the end... I know you don't want this issue to end, so here's something to keep you busy with for hours. b0g wordfind!!! normal word 1|| 1337 5?34|< -------------------------------------------------------- b0g 809 k-rad-bob |<-|?4d-808 0="" 1337="" b0iler="" leet="" superleet="" roxers="" muh="" boxers=""><0|?5 80=""><0|?5 0="" 283="" issue12="" notinthepuzzle="" .2213="" the="" puzzle:="" .93338="">382|3452|2341>132/>4<6@645 0=""><0|?5 80=""><0|?53|[]3?0939(.9384|38 3="" 302=""><35(.|32-382(.|>3|383|>84(.|?155(.30||37//035 55(.30|3|4|359/3844/342533243235(561587|72636? 234<3>)/382801L3|?@#28528(/.23829.|?2858(/.2382 9.38290684(|/|3742[2/353759272349235|232<<263(.23 4d-808349="">(3937025(.383738(/.282?>86903|>3 38280?(560684.282?>86903|>338280?(56068|743?(.2 993.32446636?4<3>)/38282|232837/43|234/384435 359/3844/3422858(/.2333429/|374552372|32|>37142 4|2352525(2.2/234728/5.2(34)2<#>34822453<23>2/22| 23.3'345(1@05/1725o22072792825872622<>25346>%^226/ 266^@|6222(1/1.1)(14!>245,1?114513411"|1!(#$(34 53(*3$(937272912587198<>6L>$>54@?1/1/!!)35)5111> 1?15/1235&>6/?3><3#|12@?2(@@)2%^*2@2!|13456^<34?2>2637<@!!1>56#/$#67562 >@625>737#&|73662@)265(266.65><>25623>2/m<25>>2m3 here is an 0day exploit for crossword puzzles: go to edit->find or press ctrl+f and type in the word you are looking for. You will find it!#$^#$!@@# .. unless the word is backwards or horizontal, but I wasn't smart enough to make them backwards or horizontal :D Also another 0day: I left out the last word.. har har har, hope you read this before trying the puzzle. b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!