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n e wayz back to panty chat
boils do u put cum drops on the thing that hold her flaps
her camel toe stain area
hey phreak do you know how i can hide my Ip...or encrypt it if it's
possible!!
oh shit.. I just fell and cut my head open on a speaker..
this guy i know who had a tumo in his brain and was going in for surgery
bought weed from me for like 4x the price
i have a funny way of playing, i play crossed armed
lol
<[303]d1rk> seriously?
seriously
[ i broke my arm in 2months of playing UT, but i really really wanted to
play, so i carried on playing with my broken arm
i cudnt hold them ouse with my cast on my rite, so i had to play crossed
hand
<[303]d1rk> lol thats the weirdest thing i have heard
haha
<[303]d1rk> why not just move the mouse over to the other side?
hmmm
<[tabre]bleh> lol
LOL
i never thought of that
OMG
<[303]d1rk> haha
ROFL
i had a dreams last nite that i could rape
rap
dude; 2pac isn't dead
he is in Europe
my dad works for the fbi
<[cade]> i havent brushed my teeth in days
so brush 'em.
<[cade]> persistant redneck mother fucker
<[cade]> dont tell me what to do
i always thought, if i wanted to be reincarnated as an animal, it would have
to be one who could suck it's own dick
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
thats wrong
a legless dog can't jump
i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization
my kid will be all caps.
I have bad news for you guys: avin is dead, he died in a car accident last
night when his brother was drunk driving
dont be silly camo
< avin No such nick
-
avin End of /WHOIS list.
shit..
avin isnt dead
i am talking to him right now
phew sic
sorry to disaaapoint you with thos infoz, sic
but that is his mother if she didn't tell u already
hello you fucking idiots... I am here to tell you of a new thing.. it's
called life. Maybe you should look into getting one?
huh? how'd you get here
efnet sent me to tell you to get off the network, they don't want losers
like you
yeah, but he's trying to learn how to hack
he's got potential
he's smart and funny, cool guy
me too ur describing me lol
cool guy is the #1 thing to becoming a hacker
sounds like you want to date this fellow
you all are computer geeks!#%
so are you!!!
I thought I'd hit rock bottom
when I started hanging out here
this server's got worse uptime than cyrus... and he's impotent.
40 oz not find
page cant not be drunk
*** b0ils changes topic to 'turkey, chicken, lamb, human, dog.. you might think I am
talking about living things.. cyrus would think I am talking about last nights
dinner.'
once, I drew a happy face on a wall in blood, with a rabbit bleeding to
death from his asshole
it was so cute
RUNNIN WITH THE DEVILLLLLLLL
This room should've exploded with Van Halen by now, is this thing on?
I am SOO glad they didn't have sex as a class in high school. I would
have failed
I kill every teacher that gives me bad grades
I stopped getting bad grades
you are racists against stupids ;~(
and jews
but the jews deserve it
that sounds like something a jew would say
Even my cut and pasting went bad
When "cut and pasting" goes bad... next on FOX
<|37mm|> I swallowed once because my gf wouldn't unless I did.
bored: don't make fun of people who would own you.. that's why you get
packeted all the time :)
i dont get packeted _all_ the time
Last time I looked at the tv, fresh prince of belair was on
www.xhaze.f2s.com/shake.html
xhaze im at college
so im not taking any chances going to ur posted urls
camo told me that shoving paxil up your ass is cool
females must exchange sexual favors for op
thats also why there havent been any female ops
I have one big vein on my dick...it scares me
How do I hack ICQ to make me sound cooler
my shit is always elite
sometimes i dont want to flush it
my cats used to lick my penis if I slept naked...
I had 5 cats...that was uber
-:- b0ils [~user@1Cust254.tnt3.holman.wi.da.uu.net] has joined #/join
doh!
my computer skills are limited to my smiley faces 8))))
I'm gonna write a man page about being a virgin.
f u , u r 2 c i @ ur mom house
i disagree
u cannot disagree okey.
I disagree that disagreeing is disagreeable
hacker hooligans delcaring shenanigans
wash your bollocks in cocomut oil and make that special girl tingle
more tips tommorow
well..this weekend I went to a computer show and felt much better about my
life seeing all the pathetic dweeby geeks I could have become...
I am a Linuxphobic. When I see Linux on the street, I run away screaming
IT WRAPPED AROUND THE TOILET BOWL LIKE A POOP LIFE PRESERVER
i remember he hacked my site and posted child porn and then he rung up that
anti child porn agency beauro or what ever it was.
I AM READING A NEW BOOK
IT IS AN OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOK
TO WASH YOUR HANDS, READ PAGE 5
TO WASH YOUR HANDS AGAIN, READ PAGE 5 AGAIN
i'll have you know i also eat children
HEy WOULDNT iT BE KEWL
IF LIKE
YOU COULD RUN A CAR
OFF OF POOP
SO IF YOU WERE OUT OF "GAS"
YOU JUST TAKE A SHIT IN THE TANK
AND PISS MAKES THE RADIATOR FLUID
I would want to drive fat people around all day
I'D TAKE EXLAX ALL THE TIME
"lose weight.. use a poop powered car"
HIGHER OCTANE POO WOULD HAVE CORN IN IT
ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY POO WOULD BE GREEN
LIKE WHEN YOU EAT A BIG SALAD
AND YOUR POO IS LIKE GREEN
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT THE POWER STEERING FLUID WOULD BE
LET'S JUST SAY THAT IT HELPS YOU WORK THE DRIVESHAFT
b0ilmatic, i told you, computers and perl don't mix
My name is Raiden, do you want to see hot sexy pictures of me and
my friends on my webcam? Click on www.hotandblack.com to see me suck my friend off on
a dare.
i'm an extreamly violent man that should be caged for my own safety and that
of the public
haha, avin's name is .avi
that guy is hot
tak on #gaydads4sons #gaydogsex @#b0g
i tell this bloke at work that i'm possesed by the devil
i think i well i know i masturbated to a granny and sometimes back in
the day i would do it to guys
Your Mom is so wide, the enhance-adjusted Euler manifold constant of 11th
dimensional quantum tunneling through a 2 foot lead wall are less than 3.88 x 10^-
596477745 per Planck!!! 0,
so i came home from work
and my girlfriend was sitting out on the porch
she was crying
so i asked her, what's wrong?"
she said, "i'm leaving you!"
i said, "why?"
she said "because you're a pedophile"
i said "that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old!"
then she sits on my face
with her cunt
and I didnt know what to do
so I just slide my tongue
and it tasted like shit
it was like licking my own arm pit
it was gross
str8 up y0h!
k-r4d m4dn3sssssssssss!!!!
ph0ph0ph0ph0 m00hw4hw4hw4hw4]
why am I talking like a retard?
LOL
i use yahoo to find women
SHE IS THE GRAND MILF. (grandmother I'd like to fuck)
only one in existance.
all bow before her.
Nina Hertley's "guide To Performing Oral Anal"
isn't nina hertley grphish's name?
OMG
IS IT?!
ROFLMAO
no, I made joke.
har har har
fool.
:(
I want porn
WHATS FUNNIER THAN A DEAD BABY? !!! A DEAD BABY IN A CLOWN SUIT *HAHAHAHA*
guns
only in america (TM)
i wish my penis was made of lsd, so people would keep it in their mouths
and stuff
ILL JUST PUT ON MY SANDPAPER CONDOM
i steal as many napkins i can fit in my bag
and i use them to jack off on
i cum on the napkins :(
cause paper towels are expensive
YOUR MIND IS TO CLOUDED FROM ALL YOUR EUPHORIC ANAL PLEASURES
It would be leet if all medicin and drugs was an ointment you had to rub on
your balls
WAL MART ROOT BEER IS MAXX
AND ITS CHEAP
you know a good joke?
tell me one
when people cover up the root part of root beer and say
"look b0iler, I have BEER, HAHAHAHHA" and they laugh and laugh and laugh
then I cover up the beer part and say "I FUCKING OWNED YOUR
SODA BOTTLE, BBBIIZZZZIITTTCHCCH1!!!!!!!@#!$#!"
i'm gonna try it on my roommate
i was like "hey jay. i have root! R00T MUTHAFUCKA"
he doesnt get it
THAT IS THE BEST JOKE TO TELL TO DRUNK PEOPLE
fukuj00mu
J00MU
I made a song when I was drunk last weekend
"drink drink all day long, I am not drunk if I can sing this
song!!#@%!#!"
HAHAHA
"drink drink drink, all day long.. I even drink *take a drink* when I sing
this song!!!"
U WERE NOT DRUNK
yes, I was so fucking drunk.
I was laughing for like 20 minutes over this song
now you make up a song.
B0IL B0IL. BUBLE AND TOILET. DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG? / IF YOU DONT, FUCK YOU
BITCH, CUZ YOU ARE FUCK
like "grphish's guide to sex" then ask people if your techniques would work
on them.
"what would your reaction be if I jammed a poop up your
butt!!!!?!?!??"
"would you sex me?"
"no, why not?"
ask your mom these questions
why does that happen so often :(
cause you can't code worth shit you worthless pile of your own
code!1!
I thought our friendship moved one step further
you want to start engageing in sexual activity with me ?
when they're old enough to bleed
they're old enough to breed
apparently i'm funny
lol
see
everyone laughs
count0: ever compile a kernel just to speed up your future
recompiles?
that's what i'm doing atm
fix all your problems with a vodka
because that way, you'll never make it to the PC to ask Matt!
what does pheends mean/stand for?
fiends
it's what we are basically
No, we are white trash.
[FTH]wicked: well if you have a firewall set up to block people trying to
raise your ping, with ping floods...
he's into this thing called "birthing"
where he sticks a baby up his ass
unlink($bra . $one_hand) if (-e $bra);
is there any other way other than one handed?!
ask her girlfriend to do it ?
slayerxpunk: sup what you doing?
sic is cool: hacking gibsons
slayerxpunk: you playing the guitar?
i could never get an erection infront of b0ils
I was just reading up on how to hack #b0g and gain +v
--- tress sets ban on *!*@h66-59-189-245.gtconnect.net
--- tress has kicked TheMage from #b0g (i just reading up on how to kick ban)
just face the fact you're never gonna get laid and devote your life to making
the best cream cracker
I have bitch tits too phish
fuck you TheMage, learn yourself some english before i learn you some
grphish, how much do you weigh now ? 600, 700 lb ?
grphish, when i come to see you chaps in cyprus in a few months, i
will put you on a extream fitness routine to make you unfat and get you in
with the ladies and not cheap slut whores
tress's plan is to make grphish hot so he can get tress ladies and tress can
just sit on irc all day and fuck em.
r u really coming?
r u really coming?
!!!!!!!!!!!
bring me some acid!!!!
bring me some acid!!!!
i am coughing up blood
do u wanna kiss
i think i am rally shititng my pants
are you at work?
yeah
i hate it when they know they r missing panties
all variables in perl must be named in elite speek
remember when bored said he'd rip off your arm then jack himself off with it
raiden ?
<[beavis]:#unix> anybody know where joystick.c is?
in my pants.
ok kids.... its time... for another....
CEREBRAL CORTEX RAP!@!#!@$#
Yo! my name is jimmy
im a neuron. i make you learn