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____________________________________________________________________ [ 5:. - [ The truth about ICQ ] [pac] :. ] [pac@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Hello, my name is pac. I am here to express my views on ICQ (the real name is I seek Jews) I will express my theorys on how I seek jews got its name, the history of I seek jews and some neet tricks to do on I seek jews. Here we Go Problem #1 How Did I Seek Jews Get its name? Theory #1 I seek jews got its name because in 1989 allot of jews migrated to the united states and they wanted to keep in touch. Historians seriously support this theory, but I dont think its correct Theory #2 I seek Jews was made by a man who loved to assfuck young jews and old jews so he created this and told all the jews to get it then after it spread he asked for peoples address and went to their houses and assfucked them. Historians doubt this but after asking a reliable Jewish source that 'lives' in an insane asylum, he told me that this is true. I actually think this is the real story. Theory #3 I seek jews was created by Adolph Hitler in 1938 when he first started killing jews. it began as an all Jewish talk system and Hitler would ask them if they knew where a jew was hiding or if they were in hiding, either way this wouldnt of worked because computers werent around then. Theory #4 Well, I seek jews was created by Hitler's descendants to try to finish his job, I dont think this is it either but another reliable source who is Hitler's fathers brothers daughters fathers sons daughters uncles brothers girlfriends dogs mothers fathers cats uncles sons nephew told me it was the real truth. Historians doubt this theory. Problem #2 What is the History of I Seek Jews. actually I pretty much explained the early history of I seek jews and apparently it only spread into a much bigger chat system. Problem #3 "I'm Lame and I dont know any leet hax0r tricks on ICQ" Leet hax0r trick #1 when someone messages you, dont receive the message yet, go to msdos and type netstat -n and JEW CAN GET THEIR EYE PEE. but what are YOU going to do with it? Leet hax0r trick #2 If you really wanna piss people off in I SeEk JeWz Chat, call them dirty sand niggers, then press CTRL+G and CTRL+L over and over again, its really leet. Leet hax0r trick #3 Send out chain letters that say "This is not a chain letter, however if you delete it and dont send it to everyone on your list then your going to have your penis cut off and stuck in your nose and youll have to live with it like that for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!." Then say "this message has been going on since 1492 when Columbus first got to the US please keep it going!" Leet hax0r trick #4 Go around yelling to people your I seek jews number and tell them you dont hide your IP so they ph33r you. Besides all that, icq sucks This was an article I put together in less then an hour I hope everyone enjoyed it... I'd Like to thank obsolete he helped me think of some of the things to put in here and hes really leet!@$#$#@%$!#@$$#$# b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!