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____________________________________________________________________ [25:. - [ Closing words ] [k-rad-bob] :. ] [k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ I hate closing this thing up. Moslty because my eyes are dancing in my skull from all this editing. Why the fuck cant you gimps format the text properly? Its enought to make you throw yourself out the nearest window. The mailbag which was supposed to be a monthly thing is not here in this issue, simply because we dont get that much funny mail :( Cept this one: From: "JOSH SOCKEY" [kornrocks2004@hotmail.com] To: k-rad-bob@b0g.org Subject: HEY BROTHER Date: Tue, 11 Apr 2000 20:16:09 CDT HELLO FELLOW KKK MEMBER! I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I HATE NIGGERS AND I ALWAYS WILL. I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT THE KKK. I THINK THE KLAN KICKS ASS!!!! E-MAIL ME BACK ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com Well... Point being... I'm tired and I cant wait to make this issue official! So here goes nothing, to hell with all spelling errors and badly formatted text. As usual you can get your copies of b0g at http://www.b0g.org If our site its down its probably because grid has been nuking it and in that case jump over to http://packetstorm.securify.com/mag/b0g/ Next issue will have contents in it! You can win stuff! H0H0! So... Thanks and uNFs goes out to: space rouge, Redpriest, d_m_x, acidkick, alan and the gimps at packetstorm, space rouge, kym, uneek, space rouge, noose and the rest of http://www.hackunlimited.com/ ,lusta: for admitting that b0g 0wns hackphreaks zine and for being a cutie, jennycide: for your pr0n!, the clone, fraggy, space rouge, p0lar: come back man :(, phrack: for not giving out a new issue and allowing us w0rld d0minati0n! Rloxley: for being a sport and not getting upset by the gimps that pick on him, mogel and his awsome site at http://scene.textfiles.com/ , space rouge everyone that reads this, anyone that ph33rs b0g, space rouge, people who submit stuff: WE LOVE YOU!, all the regulars in #k-rad #hacktech #hackuk #gps #whhs and #hackphreak on undernet of course. And off course the people that I'm too tired to write, you know who you are :) 0d4y j0k3: This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?" He answers, "$35." She: "How much for the black one?" He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one." She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes. A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?" He: "$35." She: "How much for the white one?" He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one." She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes. About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black." She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?" He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165." She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes. Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!" H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@! 8. 09%29Comment: Prae's Yahoo! names got hacked hahahahahah! prae is 0wned, and jason... you're ugly I've seen your ugly picture it sucked big elephant scrotum ---End of form data.--- User Info BROWSER: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt) HOST: Submitted from: http://www.b0g.org/contribute.shtml