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[^pokemon] is there any software that would help me detect my cd-
rom....the drive d in my computer disappeared...and I could not play
any cds on it...please help me

[neia_doll] Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident..
[k-rad-bob] accident?
[neia_doll] so Im pretty skinny
[k-rad-bob] you got an abortion?

[dj2020] anyone got any apps or docs on website hacking?

[ketschup] how can I made available an irc server whit a mac?
[exstriad] what a sick thought

[OvErRidE]  who here can help me? I will pay you $50 if you can hack
an angelfire website

[k-rad-bob] editing this issue has made my brain go on a rampage
[Paladin`] wait, b0g is edited? heh
[k-rad-bob] lol
[k-rad-bob] dude theres tons of work involved in making a issue
[Paladin`] heh
[Paladin`] go to #hackphreak
[Paladin`] get logs
[Paladin`] paste logs
[k-rad-bob] all the horrible formating..all the horrible
typos...making the layout..the ascii...
[k-rad-bob] loolol
[Paladin`] add in 0-day
[Paladin`] gzip
[k-rad-bob] hahaha
[Paladin`] upload
[_darkstar] what about daylight savings time?
[k-rad-bob] yeah thats it

[serval] do u know if it's possible making someone disconected?

[chris`] h4r h4r.. I was working in a lab at school and my friends
dared me to wack off in the bathroom on a slide for 4 bucks so I did
it. I brought it back in the room and we looked at it under the
microscope.


[Prae] [elite]im a hacker[/elite][br][blink]you're a lamer![/blink]

[p0et-afk] I have all the nsync mp3's

[PlezeHelp] Thuull I need to get access to an account , my husbands
one, I need to see if he is cheating on me

[ghettogrl] 14:.  [ Using a Modem with QBASIC ]                  
[niemand1] :. ]
[ghettogrl] what in the hell
[ghettogrl] this zine must be a joke.

[Schmo[pb]] do n e of yall knwo of n e mail server that still cant
detect mail bombs?

[Prae] I buy those flavoured condoms and lick them, they're very high
in nutritional values, but very greasy

[ZEROCOOL`] any one have any movie on there computer press 22

[bAd-BonY] how can I change the html source of one page without
autorization?

*** Prae is now known as MemoServ
[MemoServ] [BiKkJeMaT] husk å gå ut før pappa kjem no da
[MemoServ] [MemoServ] sug pikken min, morrapuler
[MemoServ] [BiKkJeMaT] ka faan
[MemoServ] [MemoServ] hold kjeft, kukgutt

[infra] hey do u have any idea how to kill this w/x undernet bot

[x0z0f3xn0] I should name my dog prae.. It smells, it's lazy, and it
shits everywhere.

[DivinE] Why are you so interested in my dick
[Prae] because I want to bite it off and eat it

[Prae] [mmp] Prae! Today its my birthday!
[Prae] [Prae] wanna present?
[Prae] [mmp] yes
[Prae] Im ping flooding him
[twist182] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Cr0nic] are you supposed to feel dirty after you masterbate?

[DarkHacke] hay Im looking for a Ip crack anyone know where I can get
me an updated one

[ryan] malkav likes beastiality.
[twist182] nslookup
*** b0g sets mode: +l 19
[malkav] ryan likes beastiality's mom
[ryan] so what?  shes a good lay
[malkav] quiet, colon commando
[ryan] malkav, you dork, shutup
[malkav] acrotum bunion
[malkav] scrotum too
[twist182] hehe
[malkav] testicular terrorist
[twist182] haha
[Prae] lol
[malkav] anal admiral
[twist182] colonel colon
[ryan] malkav: I can pull out old names too.. rumpranger.
[malkav] inflamed penile artery
[twist182] seargant scrotum
[twist182] private penis
[k-rad-bob] haha
[malkav] twist182:  that was mine
[twist182] sorry
[ryan] I need to eat dinner.
[ryan] afk
[Prae] brigadier bellend
* ryan is gone, dinner [l/off p/off]
[twist182] =.
[twist182] =/
[Prae] bellend = tip of your cock
[Prae] brigadier bellend
[Prae] brigadier bellend
[Prae] brigadier bellend
[malkav] bellend?
[malkav] oh.
[twist182] seargant sphincter
[twist182] :)
[Prae] bombardier balsack

[h-S-t] I did my homework last night and slapped my ass with my pre-
calculus book
[h-S-t] there's excitment

[gps] I'm no better than anybody else, really. Except grid.

[LordXaos] hey iz it true that washing dishes destroys your handz?

[[h4x0r]] http://www.loverscaughtontape.com/
[x0z0f3xn0] Damn...
[Prae] I ordered

[SuBfiRe] [residue18] subfire :194.154.137.221 your ip be careful with
it  what did he mean???????

[Prae] omg
[Prae] why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit
[Prae] it takes me long time to remove it :(

[mmp] my dad could root you in a second, prae
[Prae] get your dad here
[Prae] I wanna see this
[mmp] hes at the mall

[k-rad-bob] omg
[k-rad-bob] I just realized
[k-rad-bob] I have a fully working penis in my pants
[k-rad-bob] brb

[_h-n1nj4] I'll give you somethign to log
[_v-n1nj4] h0h0
[_h-n1nj4] you fudege packing bandit
[_v-n1nj4] cock sucking moron
[_v-n1nj4] ball licking cum guzzler

[Prae] I bet jesus had a cable modem

[mcx] I woke up at 3am
[mcx] and like
[mcx] there was this movie comming up
[mcx] it said like
[mcx] "strong sexual content" and "nudity"
[mcx] so I was like
[mcx] SHIT HELL YEAH
[mcx] it turned out to be male nudity

[roy] Are any of you hackers??

[Robert--] I need programs to hack plz send them

[Prae-] you want to eat my penis
[twist] cant you go 5 minutes without talking about your penis?
[Prae-] no

[Mike-28] COME TO SEE AND DOWNLOAD GREAT 100 XXX PIC'S OF MY BITCH X-
WIFE ON http://212.150.175.195/home5.htm  

[twist182] it tastes like someone jizzed in my mouth

[Dawgyman] OMG
[Dawgyman] I have this HUGE ass clump of cum.
[Dawgyman] On my pubes.
[Dawgyman] I picked it up.
[Dawgyman] And was licking it.
[S^aNdMa^N] omg
[Dawgyman] ANDi JUST LET IT DROOP DOWN MY DAMN LIP
[Dawgyman] AND IT QUINCHED MY THIRST!
[S^aNdMa^N] umm, is it good?
[Dawgyman] no.
[Dawgyman] :*(
[S^aNdMa^N] why did you lick it?
[Dawgyman] Cause I wanted to taste it!

[twist182] grid is ok
[twist182] when he's not packeting me

[}DeViL{] where can I learn to hack?
[cnz] www.microsoft.com/hacking
[}DeViL{] not working

[Archaned] can somebody help me, I think my girl is messing around is
their a way to get her icq password to check her msgs

[lore-] console is for ugly nerds

[Prae-] I just had a massive shit
[Prae-] it was like having boiling water spew from my anus

[k-rad-bob] my plan is to find a really hot looking chick who loves me
for who I am so I dont have to worry about my apperance
[k-rad-bob] Im going to drape myself in velvet and stop shaving

[t4k] hahaha
[t4k] ok
[t4k] here
[t4k] it goes
[t4k] Im opening another can of tuna
[t4k] it better not own me again
[t4k] shit
[t4k] its such a deep cut
[t4k] like 1/4 my finger

*** Now talking in #hackphreak
[dgbarr] hrmmmm
[t4k] Im gonna take over this channel
*** Mode change "+b *!*@slc-pm6-39.sisna.com" by RLoxley
*** You have been kicked by RLoxley (wrong)

Prae2k (ICQ#48885063) Wrote:
I put aftershave in my lighter because I dont have any gas, and when
I tried it, it nearly blew my fucking hand off ]:(

[thep0et] here is a poem I wrote, it's called  "roses are red, violets
are blue, I have a stick, now go away" it goes a little something like
this
[thep0et] roses are red
[thep0et] violets are blue
[thep0et] I have a stick
[thep0et] now go away

*** fuck_me has joined #hacktech
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*** suck_me is now known as FUCK_ME
*** FUCK_ME is now known as SCREW_ME
*** SCREW_ME is now known as GROPE_ME
*** GROPE_ME is now known as IwantSex
*** IwantSex is now known as _YOU_
*** ^Shatter has quit IRC (Read error to
^Shatter[1Cust213.tnt8.lax3.da.uu.net]: Connection reset by peer)
*** _YOU_ is now known as _ARE_
*** _ARE_ is now known as _ALL_
*** _ALL_ is now known as _GAY_

[Chan^Serv] Do u know to hack a Zip file
(acidkick) no.
[Chan^Serv] How can I hack a ziped file that there is Deadly impotant
information?

[|ch|cken|] [ryan] I think Im going to feed my dog viagra and leave
him home alone with my sister.

[ghettogrl] 14:.  [ Using a Modem with QBASIC ]                  
[niemand1] :. ]
[ghettogrl] what in the hell
[ghettogrl] this zine must be a joke.


(a-n1nj4) hi kiddies.
(a-n1nj4) I have a question.
(a-n1nj4) is 'windows' the devil?
[mregit] a-n1nj4, most of the people in here are fluent in several
flavors of unix, most windows systems, and Macintosh. Next question.
(a-n1nj4) mregit: then why is it #macintosh and not #unix-mostwindows-
andmacintosh?
[timeless] a-n1nj4 because it is
[GrndZero] a-n1nj4: Just to throw your mind for a trip while you
contemplate smoking more weed.
(a-n1nj4) oh, I see.
(a-n1nj4) thanks for the help.

[lonely_gi] ok at least say bye
[lonely_gi] if you are bussy
(acidkick) who the hell are you?

[WENDER] i'm forgotten my windows95 password and now I can not entry
in xxx sites, know anyone where is the file that contain this
password?

[msg(uncla)] you people like fucking dogs?
[UncLA(cravesit@pool0379.cvx17-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)] most
like the dogs fucking them.
[msg(uncla)] well that is just fucked up
[UncLA(cravesit@pool0379.cvx17-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)] not if
you like to be fucked. Dogs
          love it.
[msg(uncla)] but it's a fucking dog man
[UncLA(cravesit@pool0379.cvx17-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)] hey,
there are tastes for
          EVERYTHING out there.

[VanDamage] hi all Im new to some dos hacking can someone help me a
bit

[Tubez] nosilA!
[Tubez] nosilA is that really you!?!?!
[nosilA] yea.
[nosilA] me and adam broke up.
[Tubez] nosilA: GOOD TO SEE YOU! Me and jojo were talking about you
just the other day, about how you never show up and all.
[nosilA] thats because i'm too busy combing my pubic hair to IRC
[nosilA] i've grown so much pubic hair
[dayzee] uhM
[nosilA] it likes grows up my abdominal region
[dayzee] EW
[nosilA] I have to shave daily
[dayzee] HAH
[sf] er
[sf] haha
[nosilA] i'm a girl btw
[nosilA] and i'm single
[nosilA] and bi
[nosilA] if anyone in here wants me
[nosilA] i'm free
[Tubez] nosilA: original excuse ... Anyway, talk to jojo if you see
her online, I know she'll appreciate.
[dayzee] muawhaha
[nosilA] dayzee remember me?
[nosilA] we used to hang out in GPHOE
[nosilA] didn't we?
[dayzee] vaugly.
[nosilA] i'm bi
[dayzee] vagly.
[nosilA] you wanna go out?
[dayzee] I can't spell
[nosilA] vaguely
[dayzee] get off.
[nosilA] wanna see my picture?
[dayzee] no
[nosilA] www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~alison
[nosilA] as you'll see i'm a cutie
[nosilA] I had sex a few nights ago
[nosilA] with two guys
[nosilA] they lay me down
[nosilA] and one got his cock out
[nosilA] and was like
[nosilA] rubbing it all over my face
[nosilA] and then he put it into my mouth
[ka] [mode/#hackphreak(+b *!*fiddler@*.uudial.com)] by Tubez
[ka] nosilA was kicked off #hackphreak by Tubez (I wonder how that got
out of the permban list ...)

Burn999 [jen@HSE-Quebec-City-ppp35810.qc.sympatico.ca(Canada)] has
joined #hackphreak
[Burn999] I everybody
[Burn999] I need tips to hack mirc asshole mirc channel
[Accipiter] Burn999
[Accipiter] Burn999 ]] Like, you have to have a BLT drive.
[Accipiter] Do you have one?
[Accipiter] You can get it from Mr. Kawasaki.
[Burn999] blt???

[SqurvySqu] how come you guys aren't talking about hacking?
[SqurvySqu] i just saw hackers and my parents bought me a 'puter for
xmas

[ka] B|ue [~blue2@207-42-48-24.inetone.net] has joined #hacktech
[cnz] b|ue
[cnz] get your ass out of here
[ka] B|ue [~blue2@207-42-48-24.inetone.net] has left #hacktech []

*** Now talking in #hackuk
[b00mn] yo
*** H has joined #hackuk
[sf] y0
[b00mn] Im, typiobngh weiuotyhj mnuy duicvjkl
[sf] drunk?
[b00mn] nah
[sf] [y/n]
[sf] aw
[b00mn] watch
[b00mn] tyopionm weit dfiocvk
[sf] watchin'
[b00mn] can u read it?
[sf] awwwwww ffs
[sf] you're not!!
[sf] please tell me you're not
[b00mn] yeah
[sf] heh
[b00mn] not now
[sf] :(
[b00mn] but before
[sf] thats pretty sick y'know
[b00mn] its like one big finger
*** Trionix has quit IRC (Leaving)
*** b00mn is now known as s0nic
[s0nic] try it
[s0nic] its fun
[sf] ://
[s0nic] u dont have one?
[sf] I lost it in the great war
[s0nic] h0h0h0
[s0nic] damn!
[s0nic] hmmmm let me see
[sf] heheh
[s0nic] do u have nipples?
[_moses_] what was that conv about, all I saw was it's just likeone
big
finger
[sf] ha
[sf] guess :/
[s0nic] ahhhahahahah
[s0nic] maybe this will help
[s0nic] sf] y0
[s0nic] [b00mn] Im, typiobngh weiuotyhj mnuy duicvjkl
[s0nic] [sf] drunk?
[s0nic] [b00mn] nah
[s0nic] [sf] [y/n]
[s0nic] [sf] aw
[s0nic] [b00mn] watch
[s0nic] [b00mn] tyopionm weit dfiocvk
[s0nic] [sf] watchin'
[s0nic] [b00mn] can u read it?
[s0nic] [sf] awwwwww ffs
[s0nic] [sf] you're not!!
[s0nic] [sf] please tell me you're not
[s0nic] [b00mn] yeah
[s0nic] [sf] heh
[s0nic] [b00mn] not now
[s0nic] [sf] :(
[s0nic] [b00mn] but before
[s0nic] [sf] thats pretty sick y'know
[s0nic] [b00mn] its like one big fing
* _moses_ steps away from s0nic
[s0nic] :)
[sf] ffikjvn nmod iksm ffffffffffffrtyhpomngh n;]]
[sf] fffiuccccccccol]['
[s0nic] ahahaahah
[sf] ]my bnig  tore i9sd 23    bvi8ufvg]
[s0nic] is that ure nippple?
[sf] that was toe typing
[_moses_] o.k
[s0nic] h0h0
[_moses_] ahhh
[_moses_] sf can code with his toes !
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[sf] his s wth my n9ow
[sf] that was with my nose
[sf] hehe
[Trionix] heh
[sf] #toecoders

[k-rad-bob] I just pinched the tube
[k-rad-bob] h0h0
*** porky-out is now known as porky-pig
[Prae] you jacked off?
[Prae] eww
[k-rad-bob] yup
[Prae] eww
[k-rad-bob] didnt even get my hands wet
[Prae] I did that by accident last night
[Prae] I was browsing warez sites for cracks
[Prae] and there was this banner with a real hot chick on it
[k-rad-bob] lolol
[Prae] and I just had to touch myself
[Prae] and I didnt pinch ;(
[Prae] and it went on my hand


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