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**********************[ b 0 g - [ a r t i c l e # 12 ]********************** $ by: camo $ **************************************************************************** ** [ E s c a l a t o r p h u n ] ** **************************************************************************** Requirements: - Escalator - A handful of coins (no coins smaller than a nickel, use nickels and quarters if possible) This text shows you how to damage an escalator. Instructions ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Go to a clothing store, or any store with an escalator. Go to the escalator, turn your head to the right, do you see any security guards or store officials? If yes, pretend you're looking at something the store is selling. If no, turn your head to the left, do you see any security guards or store officials? If yes, pretend you're looking at something the store is selling. If no then we'll have some fun. Are you following me? Do you understand? Good, go on the escalator, take out all your coins, put as many as you can in the cracks of the escalator. Oh, one more thing, make sure that nobody is on the escalator, or you're in trouble. Try putting a coin in each of the cracks. It should look something like this: | | | | | | | | coin | coin | coin | coin | coin | etc | | crk1 | crk2 | crk3 | crk4 | crk5 | etc | | | | | | | | Now put your left foot forward then your right foot, and then repeat this process 5 times, it's called walking, you would find that very useful in your anarchy career. Next, put your right foot behind your left foot if you're a righty, and do the opposite if you're a lefty, now turn your body in a clockwise motion 180 degrees (half a turn). Now position your pupils so that they're pointing towards and focused at the coins on the escalator. When the coins reach the top or bottom, it will bounce, only some will go in and ruin the escalator. The ones that fall out? I think you will know what to do. You've acquired the required anarchy skills from this text to figure out what to do. After you hear the loud noise with your ears, walk (I taught you how to do that above) away only much quicker. Conclusion: I hope you learned a lot from this text. This little trick was discovered by me, Camo. Take credit for this an you die. Remember, I'm not responsible for what you do with this. Happy escalating'! $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $