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**********************[ b 0 g - [ a r t i c l e # 11 ]********************** $ by: prae $ **************************************************************************** ** [ I R C n i n j a s k i l l s ] ** **************************************************************************** How to get Banned from a Channel in IRC (Part 1) I like to think of getting Banned as an Art I hope you will someday too... First you must join a channel, (e.g. /join #gaydogsex). Then you should get something like this:- [20:56] *** Now talking in #gaydogsex [20:56] *** Topic is '[¡¡¡¡NO PICS OR TRADING!!!!] Dobermans and other breeds and the guys who love them deep inside'... WWW.DogSex.Org' [20:56] *** Set by Woof on Tue Jan 11 18:41:25 Simple, huh? Then you need to look at the Ops (Channel Operators). Operators in #gaydogsex - @NyDog @BaltDog @Trelton @CalDog @Buttons @Greatdane @Knot @YiffyDog @Dog @Woof Now I have picked my victim (Woof) and I'm ready to get banned, There are a few ways to get banned the one I'm showing you is calLed:- 'Abusing The Ops' So what do we do now? Okay, now we think of something funny yet insulting to say to our victim... (WE DONT WANT TO GET BANNED RIGHT AWAY!) For example: [21:11] [Prae2k] Woof, How does it feel to have a big ol' Dog dick in your ass? [21:12] [Woof] it feels great :-) [21:12] [Prae2k] Did you ever get your asshole torn? [21:12] [Woof] nope [21:12] [Prae2k] You're pretty lucky then [21:13] [Woof] well in 22 years of being fucked by dogs i never have Note: I was making fun of him, but not in an explicit way.. Now we shall move on to more advanced stuff! Being an expert at getting banned I know what the Ops do and don't like... Five things they do not like:- 1, They don't like you questioning their autority! Example: [Prae2k] Why the fuck do you hitlist people!? [Prae2k] that is soooooo fucking gay!!! [Prae2k] Woof I think you're just a big useless fag! *** You were kicked from #gaydogsex by Woof (Shut Up.) #gaydogsex unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!) I mean shit.. That was soo easy. Let's move on to something more fun! 2, They hate you spamming shit like an AOL'er Example: [21:30] [Prae2k] NOWAY MY BROTHER IS STEVEN TYLURZ MOM AND HE SEZ THAT IT WUZ ALL HIS DOING FOR THAT GAME AND SO I MUST BE RITE AND SO YOU JUST ALL SUCK DICK ASS FAG CLIT SAQ! [21:30] [Prae2k] WHUT THA FUCK R J00 SHITTING, NIGGR0X? [21:30] [Prae2k] I WNET TO JAHMEKKUH FOR VAYCAYSHUN ONEC AND DAY SED HEY MON AND SO I WUZ LIKE FUQSAQ J0UR ASSCLITSAX RASTANBOOEYZ!!! DEN DEY PUT MUHAYAZZ BACK ON DE PLAYNE HOME... [21:30] [Prae2k] DONT TELL ME THAT CUZ WHEN I WUZ YOUNGRR THEY TRIED TO KILL ME TOO AND IT HURTZ WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT [21:31] *** You were kicked from #gaydogsex by Woof (Join #AOL !!) #gaydogsex unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!) h0h0h!!!! I 0wned! 3, They hate you /msg'ing them with gay shit Example: [21:41] -] *Woof* I want to fuck you in the ass, soooooo badly!!! [21:41] *Woof* your a sick fuck [21:31] *** You were kicked from #gaydogsex by Woof (your sick!) #gaydogsex unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!) Easy! 4, I like to scare/disgust the normal users... Example: [21:44] [Prae2k] I like to lick my cats asshole! [21:44] [GrumDMY] eww.. [21:44] [Prae2k] Slowly probing its stinky sphincter. [21:44] * GrumDMY barfs [21:44] [Prae2k] haha [21:31] *** You were kicked from #gaydogsex by Woof (Stay out!) #gaydogsex unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!) All in a days work! 5, Lets use a ping flood!!!!! Example: -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING -] [Woof] PING [21:31] *** You were kicked from #gaydogsex by Woof (lamer) #gaydogsex unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!) To be continued... - Prae $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $