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$ by: prae                                                                 $
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How to get Banned from a Channel in IRC (Part 1)                  

   I like to think of getting Banned as an Art I hope you will someday
   too...

   First you must join a channel, (e.g. /join #gaydogsex).
   Then you should get something like this:-
   
   [20:56] *** Now talking in #gaydogsex
   [20:56] *** Topic is '[¡¡¡¡NO PICS OR TRADING!!!!]  Dobermans and
   other breeds and the guys who love them deep inside'...
   WWW.DogSex.Org'
   [20:56] *** Set by Woof on Tue Jan 11 18:41:25
   
   Simple, huh?

   Then you need to look at the Ops (Channel Operators).

         
   Operators in #gaydogsex -

   @NyDog
   @BaltDog
   @Trelton
   @CalDog
   @Buttons
   @Greatdane
   @Knot
   @YiffyDog
   @Dog
   @Woof   
 
   Now I have picked my victim (Woof) and I'm ready to get banned,
   There are a few ways to get banned the one I'm showing you is
   calLed:-
   'Abusing The Ops'
   
   So what do we do now? Okay, now we think of something funny yet
   insulting to say to our victim...
   (WE DONT WANT TO GET BANNED RIGHT AWAY!)

   For example:
 
   [21:11] [Prae2k] Woof, How does it feel to have a big ol' Dog dick
   in your ass?
   [21:12] [Woof] it feels great :-)
   [21:12] [Prae2k] Did you ever get your asshole torn?
   [21:12] [Woof] nope
   [21:12] [Prae2k] You're pretty lucky then
   [21:13] [Woof] well in 22 years of being fucked by dogs i never have

   Note: I was making fun of him, but not in an explicit way..

   
   Now we shall move on to more advanced stuff!

   Being an expert at getting banned I know what the Ops do and don't
   like...

   Five things they do not like:-

   1, They don't like you questioning their autority!

    Example:

    [Prae2k] Why the fuck do you hitlist people!?
    [Prae2k] that is soooooo fucking gay!!!
    [Prae2k] Woof I think you're just a big useless fag!
    *** You were kicked from #gaydogsex by Woof (Shut Up.)

    #gaydogsex unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!)
 
  I mean shit.. That was soo easy. Let's move on to something more fun!
   
    2, They hate you spamming shit like an AOL'er

     Example:

     [21:30] [Prae2k] NOWAY MY BROTHER IS STEVEN TYLURZ MOM AND HE SEZ
     THAT IT WUZ ALL HIS DOING FOR THAT GAME AND SO I MUST BE
     RITE AND SO YOU JUST ALL SUCK DICK ASS FAG CLIT SAQ!
     [21:30] [Prae2k] WHUT THA FUCK R J00 SHITTING, NIGGR0X?
     [21:30] [Prae2k] I WNET TO JAHMEKKUH FOR VAYCAYSHUN ONEC AND DAY
     SED HEY MON AND SO I WUZ LIKE FUQSAQ J0UR
     ASSCLITSAX RASTANBOOEYZ!!! DEN DEY PUT MUHAYAZZ
     BACK ON DE PLAYNE HOME...
     [21:30] [Prae2k] DONT TELL ME THAT CUZ WHEN I WUZ YOUNGRR THEY
     TRIED TO KILL ME TOO AND IT HURTZ WHEN YOU TALK
     LIKE THAT

     [21:31] *** You were kicked from #gaydogsex by Woof (Join #AOL !!)

     #gaydogsex unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!)

     
     h0h0h!!!! I 0wned!


    3, They hate you /msg'ing them with gay shit

      Example:

      [21:41] -] *Woof* I want to fuck you in the ass, soooooo badly!!!
      [21:41] *Woof* your a sick fuck

      [21:31] *** You were kicked from #gaydogsex by Woof (your sick!)

      #gaydogsex unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!)

 
      Easy!


     4, I like to scare/disgust the normal users...

      Example:

      [21:44] [Prae2k] I like to lick my cats asshole!
      [21:44] [GrumDMY] eww..
      [21:44] [Prae2k] Slowly probing its stinky sphincter.
      [21:44] * GrumDMY barfs
      [21:44] [Prae2k] haha

      [21:31] *** You were kicked from #gaydogsex by Woof (Stay out!)

      #gaydogsex unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!)

      
      All in a days work!


     5, Lets use a ping flood!!!!!

      Example:

      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING
      -] [Woof] PING

      [21:31] *** You were kicked from #gaydogsex by Woof (lamer)

      #gaydogsex unable to rejoin channel (you're banned!)


   To be continued...

- Prae



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