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____________________________________________________________________ [ 8:. - [ how to pick up chicks ] [sbc] :. ] [http://www.seductionbootcamp.com] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ "We're gonna teach you how to pull bitches." S0 YOU WANT TO PICK UP HOES. You ain't interested in romance. You don't want a girlfriend. You want girlfriends. You want a little black book full of names of females that won't hesitate to come over at 2:30 in the morning and break you off something PROPER. Sure you could pick up any buckled beer whore at the local club, but you want better than that. You want a lifestyle full of hot bitches, wild nights, and the occasional menage a trois. You want to be a player. But you're afraid of rejection. You're afraid she's gonna dog you. Or worse, laugh at you. And so you never have the balls to approach a good looking lady. And so you never get laid. Except occasionally with Rosie Palmer and her five friends. What's the problem? You're the problem. Your self-esteem sucks and you've got no confidence. Maybe at one time you had some confidence. But now it's gone. Confidence was what gave you game, but you picked yourself apart a long time ago worrying about all the faults women found in you. That's one of your problems right there. You worry too much about what women think of you. Well, don't. They're JUST HOES. (From this point on "hoes" will be used to make all references to the female gender.) Why should you care what some basket-case ho thinks?. . .Once you've realized this you'll have started to build up confidence. And now that you've started to build up confidence, you no longer need to worry about what hoes think of you. See the relation? It's what you think of yourself that determines whether you're a roach or a player. If you make yourself believe that you can get any ho to skin down, then guess what - you can get any ho to skin down. Player's Rule # 1: Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. To make the reading and understanding of our book easy to use, it's been broken down into the following sections: *Lyrics to use in a bar or nightclub to get laid. *Scams to get laid. *Hustling older hoes to get laid. At a bar or nightclub, or even just at the shopping mall, it all starts with eye contact. Fierce eye contact ignites an emotional state similar to fear. It's like staring a fool down from another set. It fucks with his head. Same thing works on bitches. So strong, almost threatening eye contact with a ho is the first step in making her want to get with you. Strong eye contact also shows power. If you don't look away after she first sees that you peepin', it shows her that you're confident. After a few seconds of strong eye contact though, be ready for her to look away. This doesn't mean she's not attracted to you. Subconsciously, hoes have been raised to be submissive to men. After looking away, if the ho glances back again within under a minute, you can count on her more than likely being game. Player's Rule # 2: If you stare long enough, you'll see right through a ho. Your next step then would be to smile and give her a slight nod, letting her know that you know what she’s thinking deep down. If you follow this simple little pattern, your next step is to make your approach. And right now she doesn't expect anything less. You've got her quivering in her bar stool. From the high level of confidence you've already demonstrated by locking eyes with her, smiling, and then nodding your head, she wouldn't be surprised if you were to push people out of the way to get to her. And at this point that would probably only turn her on more. But does she want to skin down? It's true. You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Your opening line needs to be delivered clearly and confidently and should relate to the ho or the present situation. This early on, your first words and how they're said are important because this is all the ho has to measure you up on. And if you can manage it, the less clever your opening the better. You can hit her up with a compliment. Tell the bitch you like her necklace. There's probably ten things you could compliment her on if you look and think hard enough. For the most part, using lines is a thing of the past, but they can still be used if you say them with the correct level of humor. A classic: "What's a ho like you doing in a place like this?" From the present: "Damn...Girl." "How you doin'?" Some hoes are turned off by lines, though. Which brings us to. . Player's Rule # 3: Weed out the hoes that fuck from the hoes that don't fuck. This is an important point to take into consideration. It helps you realize that even though you're this smooth, cool, confident fellow now, you're still going to experience the occasional rejection. It's like working the streets. Any hood knows that he may only have a ten percent buying market for his product. This means that he has to pitch a hundred prospective buyers to get ten that actually buy. That's ninety rejections! He's successful though because this is what he expects. So if you ever get a drink dumped over your head, just remember Player’s Rule # 3 and take it in stride. Player’s Rule # 4: Ten will getcha two. Every time. Talk to ten hoes and you’ll get two that are game. Get ten phone numbers and two will eventually pay off. When picking up hoes, you've got to be careful to mix up your lyrics from time to time because hoes each have their own personalities. (Or so they think.) Using different lyrics will also make you sound more sincere. And it's good to develop your own style. Your own style will set you apart from the other players who are on the same mission as you. Contrary to popular belief, talking with a ho you've never met is actually pretty easy. As long as you follow two simple rules: Let her do most of the talking—this is accomplished by picking up on key words or phrases that she uses and then throwing them back at her in an effort to keep conversation going. Let her tell you about herself. Hoes love to think that the world revolves around them. She'll feel like a star. And the more you get her to talk about herself, the more you'll make her feel like a star. (But you know otherwise.) Keep her eyes locked on yours—of course you do this by locking your eyes on hers. The moment she starts to lose interest in you her eyes will drift off to other things. If this happens it probably means that she's getting bored with the conversation - maybe you took the spotlight from her and began telling her too much about your days as a thug. Move quick to get her interest back. Either shift the conversation to reflect one or more of the key words or phrases you've picked up on that she's been using, or move on to another step. Like ask her to dance or offer to buy her a drink. Except you don't ask her to dance or you don't offer her a drink. You're a player with a lot of confidence. You take her by the hand and lead her to the dance floor. You buy two drinks and place one in front of her. (This is also an excellent opening move.) She'll feel obligated to drink it. And if you get her to drink two of more, she'll feel obligated to skin down later. Some hoes are worth skinning down with more than once. If you happen to find one of these "special" hoes, be sure to record her phone number, as well as where she works. Where she works is important to know because this reveals a little bit about her personality. To get far in the game, it's important to know which direction a ho's coming from. There's two basic personality types—"Easy" hoes, and "Not-so-easy" hoes. If she's an Easy ho, then all she needs is a couple of drinks and she'll be on your knob. But if she's a Not-so-easy ho, then it's going to take a few maneuvers. Let's say for example that you meet a really classy ho one evening, but no matter how many lines you throw at her, you only manage to get her phone number. So now what? Do you call her back the next day, panting like a puppy dog, and ask her for a date? Hell, no. You're a player. Give her the impression that she's nothing special to you. Wait a few days before you call her back. Here's an act you can put on when you call: When she answers the phone, purposely ask for a different ho. When she says you've got the wrong number, ask her what number you just dialed. She'll tell you her number and then you say something like, "I'm sorry, I meant (the hoes name)." Immediately follow this with, "I don't know what I was thinking. Your phone number's like one digit off of. . .(it's important to pause here for a second or two before finishing). . .my sister's." Because you paused, she'll know that you're lying. But that's cool, though. That's what you want. In sales they call it "fear-of-loss." It's psychological. When you fear-of-loss a customer, it helps make him or her feel a need for the product. The same goes for hoes. If you tease them, it's makes them want a piece of you. This tactic can also be used if all you have is the hoe’s pager number. Page her, and then when she calls back, act like you think it’s some other ho by calling her a different name. For example, let’s say you page a girl named Lucy. When Lucy calls back and asks if someone paged, say, "What’s up Angela? Don’t you get enough? Quit calling me." Of course Lucy will say, "This is Lucy, not Angela." You see, it's key to make hoes believe that you've got game. Some hoes are turned off by this, however. But that's no big deal. Remember Players Rule # 3? You're weeding out the ones that skin down from the ones that don't. * Editor's note: The piece that is about to follow was almost left out. We realized that there would be some ho out there who would read it and figure out that she'd been had. (Actually there's more than one ho out there.) We argued long and hard over this. Finally we gave in. We'd promised that if you read our book and took our tips into practice you'd more than likely start getting bitches. So, against better judgment, here it is. . . Lights, Camera, Action! Scams are part of the game. If you're going to be a major player, then you need to be able to pull a major act. Just like an actor. But instead of under the cameras and bright lights, the local bar or nightclub is your movie set. (Or anywhere else you're putting on game.) And on your set you're the scriptwriter, director, and producer. You're a fucking pimp. So whatever role you choose play it like one. Player's Rule # 5: Fake it ‘till you make it. Scenario: You're at a bar seated with a ho you've just met. You're dressed flashy. The drinks you ordered just arrived. You reach into your pocket and pull out your wallet, "accidentally" dropping a couple of business cards on the table which the ho you're seated with, out of curiosity, grabs and reads. The business card states that you're an Assistant Movie Producer. The address reads Hollywood, California. If she falls for this, which more than likely she will because this is a rare scam, YOU ARE GETTING LAID. Have a good pitch, know a little bit about camera angles, and mention names like "Rod Steele" whom you "do some work with." "He's unknown up here," you can tell her, "but down in L.A. he's popular for his work." With this approach you represent fame, excitement, and the glamour lifestyle. This is the shit hoes dream about. But be careful. After five successful nights of using this act on five different hoes in five different clubs, one of us ran into a ho who actually was in the movie industry. A couple of questions and he was revealed as a fake. Player's Rule # 6: Roll with the punches. If your cover’s been blown, roll with the punches. Smile big and then tell the ho that not only is she gorgeous, but that she's also incredibly intelligent. Act impressed. Tell her that you don't see that very often. Then follow up by saying that's a rare quality in bitches. If you use your imagination, you'll discover that there's a million scams you can pull over on a ho. Sure the first couple scams you try might not go to smooth, but hey, practice makes perfect. And don't feel bad. This is good for both of you. You get your rocks off on the ho and the ho gets her rocks off the next day bragging to all her friends about the assistant movie producer (or whatever role you played) that she skinned down with. So chalk it up as a one-nighter and she'll never know. Because most hoes don't travel in packs any smaller than two, some scams are better pulled when you have a friend in on the action. It's like a tag-team. If everything goes right you'll both get laid. Here's a good scam to pull using a friend: Scenario: You're posing as a couple of journalists for a popular magazine. With a couple backpacks and some expensive camera equipment the two of you rented earlier that day, you march into a bar and take a table to yourselves as far away from the action as possible. You ignore everyone. You place the cameras on the table and whip out a couple of notebooks. These are your props. (And you'll eventually discover that they're your conversation pieces.) Compare notes for a while. Lean in close to each other. You're ignoring everyone. Your work is important and this is what the two of you are discussing. You're ignoring everyone. But everyone is not ignoring you. Hoes all over the bar noticed when you marched in with your equipment, noticed that you took a table far away from the action, noticed that neither of you even glanced at another ho. Noticed that you look important. They can see that you aren't here to pick up one of them. The two of you have become the main event. All the hoes are casting looks at one another as they share the same thought—I better make a move quick before one of these other hoes does. And with every minute that goes by that the two of you remain unapproached by a ho, the better. Because the heat is rising. With their eyes these bitches are challenging each other. They're tigresses on the hunt—there's fifty of them and only one meal. And that's you. And as the evening progresses, be secure knowing that when a couple hoes finally do come up to your table, they'll already be dripping wet. Getting them to skin down will be easier than slammin' down a domino. Players Rule # 7: Get in and get out! These are probably life’s greatest words to live by. You should take this to mean that if things are going good, get out while the gettin's good. If you’re winning big at the craps tables, get up and cash out. If you’re holding up a bank and you’ve emptied three cash tills, don’t stick around to empty the last two. GET OUT WITH YO' MONEY! And when you swoop down on a ho who’s boyfriend just stepped away for a moment, Get in and get out! Don’t hesitate. Get her phone number and go back to your business. It might go something like this: A smooth hustler, Mikey, sees this fly ho, but she’s got a date. Mikey hangs tight, sipping his drink, scoping the scene, waiting to make his move. And then it happens. The ho’s date steps away for a moment—maybe to buy a drink. It don’t matter. Mikey’s in like a shark. “Hey, yo, baby girl,” says Mikey. “Where do we know each other?” Translation: “You look familiar. Have we met before?” Says the ho, “I don’t think so.” “My boys call me Mikey, and you girl?” Translation: “I’m Mikey. What’s your name?” The ho says, “I’m Kiley.” “Yo, Kiley, what makes you so sly?” Translation: “Tell me a little about yourself.” Mikey lets her talk for a few moments but then cuts in before her date can return. He says, “I saw you got a friend tonight, so I’d hate to keep you out. What’s your number?” He jots down her phone number and then boogies. Get in and get out! "I certainly think that it is better to be impetuous than cautious, for fortune is a woman, and it is necessary, if you wish to master her, to conquer her by force; and it can be seen that she lets herself be overcome by the bold rather than by those who proceed coldly. And therefore, like a woman, she is always a friend to the young, because they are less cautious, fiercer, and master her with greater audacity." - Niccolo Machiavelli, 1469 - 1527 "What do you want to be when you grow up?" "I want to be a mother fuckin’ hustler." - Snoop D.D., 1993 Your Best Friend's Mom With older hoes it's pretty basic. Here's two really easy steps to follow: 1. Compliment her every time you see her. Older bitches are attracted to young niggas who give off the persona that they will develop into major "players" when they're older. The ability to give compliments reflects this. It shows your confidence. Also keep in mind that a lot of hoes fantasize about being seduced by a young nigga, because the nigga's in his prime. Even married hoes. So your goal with these compliments is to not come across as nice—it’s to come across as manipulative. This is where you become a hustler in their eyes. And all hoes subconsciously have an inner need to be hustled. Believe that. 2. In a humorous fashion, feed a ho this line: "When I'm 25 (assuming that you, the reader, is younger, of course), and make it big, will you marry me?" She may see you now as a "big thinker" who's going to be a success in life. It doesn't matter what age they are, hoes are attracted to success. You may now represent to her an "interesting affair." In any of your flirting, if she ever says "I'm too old for you" or, "You're too young," you can say, "You just need a little youth in you." Or, "You’re wrong, girl. You’re like an exotic wine. You taste better with age." (It’s important to call her "girl." When you do you immediately take control of the situation.) Some older hoes would rather seduce a young brother into an affair. In this case, it would be the older ho who would instigate things. To make the situation arise, the proper conditions need to exist. Think back to Players Rule # 5. Fake it ‘till you make it. Whenever you're around her, act like you're uncomfortable. Let her catch you gazing at her body. Immediately whip your eyes away. She's attracted to your shyness. To give her the impression that she's aroused you and made you uncomfortable, rub your hand across the back of your neck, then, for greater effect, rub your hand around your shirt collar (classic move). Now she knows that you’re getting hard. And this turns her on. "Ho, Ho, Hoes!" - Santa Claus, 1999 So There You Have It As you've found out by reading our book, there really isn't much to being a player. And there really isn't much to picking up hoes. It all boils down to confidence. And when it comes to confidence, there's no magic formula—you're as confident as you think you are. Here's a point to think about: They’re all the same. What's this mean? You’ve seen one ho, you’ve seen them all. Hoes play games. Hoes in Miami pull the same shit as hoes in Detroit. Hoes in D.C. pull the same shit as hoes in L.A. And that’s why it’s so easy to be a player. Because you already know what they’re all about. So in all your travels and in all your conquests, we at MP3-Orgy.com wish you the best. Oh, yeah. . . One more thing worth mentioning that's guaranteed to get you laid. . . Scenario: You're parked out in front of a nightclub. It's a few minutes before it closes for the night and drunken hoes are beginning to stagger out in groups of two's and three's. You're wearing a jacket that has your name stitched into the fabric above the breast pocket and you're also carrying a small clipboard. You look professional, like you have a job to do. You get out of your car and march into the club. You take a second or two to scope out the scene. Hoes are everywhere. Most of them look like they've had too much to drink. You laugh to yourself. This is almost like taking candy from a little brotha. With one hand, you shake your car keys high above your head and shout, "SOMEONE CALL A TAXI?" the end http://www.seductionbootcamp.com b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! __ ,TOT TOOT TOOOOOT!!! 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