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[ 3:. - [ Hacking Your Way into a Girlie's Heart ] [ch1ckie] :. ]
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-]Lesson One: Making Yourself Appear More Elite Than You Actually Are.
-In real life, or on IRC, the most important thing that a girlie looks for
in a hax0r is skill (she hopes it will move her up in the world), whether it is
real skill (which is hard to come by these days) or if its simply an elite host
(hax0r@fbi.gov).
-To make yourself appear more elite than you actually are (or ever will
be), the first step is getting yourself an elite host (2845818@shellyeah.org
probably won't cut it), either by means of a shell, wingate, or bnc (and if you
don't know of these things, just tell the girl you admin some big network in
your spare time and Im sure she'll be impressed).
-In all retrospect, most girlies don't know the difference between _you_
and the real thing, so don't worry.
-Opposing popular use...to the majority of girlies, it is best not to use
leet speak (eye 4m 4 m45t0r hax0r); this will more often than not end up
confusing them and leave them bewildered. Thus, trying to impress them will
prove useless. If you happen to have a girl that knows 'leet speak', don't
directly use this speak with her either, but use it when she is in the premises
("y0 m4ng, u b3tt4 ch3ck y0s3lf b4 u wr3ck y0s3lf"). This will undoubtfully
make you appear more elite/phearful than you actually are.
-For those of you who are more 'skilled', deface webpages in the fair name
of your girlie... ("U R 0wned; mad props to my girlie"). This is a concept far
beyond most girlies, and seeing their name on www.yahoo.com proves very
impressive.
A few other methods of making yourself appear elite:
-obtaining operator status in as many channels as possible, do whatever you can
to do so... suck dick, kiss ass, or stomp on some heads.
-pinging out her enemies on command will impress/delight her enough to have even
cyber sex with you... might wanna keep that in mind.
-using random 'big' words such as "heuristic control algorithm" or
"pleisiochronous communications" will be sure to impress... they do not even
have to be in an order that makes any sense. As long as your girlie hears 'big
important words', she will believe that you are elite...and the sad part is,
that you will probably believe that you are too :(.
*Making yourself appear more elite than you actually are, is the first step to
hacking your way into a girlie's heart. Lesson two and three coming soon
('Making Your Girlie Feel Important', and 'Understanding Your Girlie').*
[Shouts to my 'elite' gang in ftg ....Debris, nerp, potus, omega44, JimJones,
and all the rest.]
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