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____________________________________________________________________ [19:. - [ IRC Quotes ] [k-rad-bob] :. ] [k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ [Prae] ANY WOMEN AGED 25 TO 30 IN ENGLAND!? [Prae] I'LL DRIVE 500 MILES FOR A FUCK IF I HAVE TO [k-rad-bob] is it okay if me and prae both do the interview? [Syztrix] sure thing [Syztrix] prae = the dood u guys like to insult in ur mag? [k-rad-bob] i think we need to like develop a bit further as persons [Prae_] just as i thought [k-rad-bob] i cant imagine what life would be like with no arms at all [k-rad-bob] irc'ing with a spoon in your mouth [Prae_] LOL [k-rad-bob] no masturbating [k-rad-bob] spending life on a quest for weird chicks who'd pittyfuck you [k-rad-bob] or like team up with a legless chick [k-rad-bob] imagine the sex [Prae_] ahahaha [Loopy] Prae, today is my confirmation! [Prae] being religious is for twats [Prae] but since it means you're a big boy [Prae] i will ping -f you as a gift --] Loopy` (birk@user209-141-75-61.netcarrier.net) has joined #k-rad --- Alcoholic gives voice to Loopy` [Loopy`] Thanks prae! [Prae] no probs [-- Loopy has quit (Ping timeout for Loopy[user209-141-75- 49.netcarrier.net]) [loopy] prae remember i stop in england for one day on my way to france [loopy] ill find you and murder you [Prae_] hahaha [Prae_] you're 12 [Gonzalez] hie [Prae] umm hi [Gonzalez] i help linux can you] [Prae] how does "fuck you" sound? [Gonzalez] ??????? [Prae] el penis grando [Gonzalez] hm [Prae] you're a spic? [Gonzalez] i mexican [Prae] you retard [Gonzalez] ?? [Prae] yo quero, wake the fuck up --] Prae (~Prae@dialup79.naboo.kingston-internet.net) has joined #Channels -X- Welcome - Welcome to #channels, Pludo's family friendly chat channel [Prae] im here to packet and chew gum [Prae] and im all outta gum [r0swell] hi [Prae] uh [Prae] stroll on sydnet [Prae] sydney [Prae] or sidnet [Prae] sidney [Prae] fucking hell [Prae] its hard to type with one hand [Loopy] my brother died in a car accident [Loopy] but he was gay so i dont care [phyrewyre] bullshit [Loopy] they were having buttsex and the car crashed [Loopy] Not bullshit [Prae] HAHAHA [fraggy] HI MOM!! @#$%$% now that i've made it into b0g, im gonna go to disney land! [grid__] how do you keep people from fingering you? [grid__] .nofinger [grid__] ? [S0meguy] close your legs tight [gerbil] ZEAL - PLZ TAKE OFF UR SHIRT AND PHOTOGRAPH UR TITZ -- THANX [cass__] hey, prae? my mom wants to meet you in Greece [Prae] where does she live [cass__] she will meet you anywhere, and give ya a real good time *** Prae changes topic to 'http://www.poopsex.com' [Prae] does she swallow? [Loopy] I got this neat stuff from this Yard-Sale called Fart Spray, and i sprayed it in the air, and it flew in my face :( [pac] [16:23:20] [Loopy] Cr0nic: Josh's bitch sent me her pic [pac] [16:23:21] [Loopy] she was Naked [Loopy] hehehe! [Loopy] yep [Loopy] im masturbating to it right now [Cr0nic] send it to pac [pac] who [pac] who [pac] who [Cr0nic] loopy [pac] dcc me it [Cr0nic] send it [Loopy] shes hot [Loopy] jesus god [pac] LOOPY [pac] DCC ME IT! [[rapture]] whos packeting me [Loopy] hold on [Loopy] let me have my orgasm first [Mishap] yo mudda so fat dat if she wore a Xfiles t-shirt da helecopters would land on her [hf] relatives suck cock. [tefx] heh [tefx] only if you ask them nicely [bigboyber] anyone know where i can get aohell 95 please msg me lore- has quit IRC (Killed (BobsKC (Your domain is on crutches here))) [Thetis] Does anyone know of anyway to get bong water juice out of carpeting? [Prae] i put my hocolate powder in my milk [Prae] and it floated [Loopy] brb *** Loopy has quit IRC ([x]chat) [Prae] so i poured it on my cat because i was angry [tak] my mom is a h4x0r [tak] she fucked kevin mitnik [tak] and now i got ocnnections *** Bc731 was kicked by oclet (De-op flood (0 de-ops in 0secs of 30secs)) [Freshmen] where can i get some really good hack stuff?? [grid] *WiGgER AlErT* hAhAHA uR fAt *GaYdAr *bEEp BeEP** [BinaryBob] I think I'd faint if I saw a girl come in with a logic analyzer and an oscillscope and said, "let's code, boys." [BinaryBob] i'd have a heart attack. [^daz^] how come the results given by my cracking prog won't work? [NEKROSIS] does any body here know how to kill spmebody on aol instant messanger? [NEKROSIS] how do i own someone on the aol instant messanger? [Prae] "Eat pussy, its high in nutritional values and very very tasty!" [- the new slogan for my "Don't be such a faggot" campaign [renz] prae just got raided [renz] you can tell by his quit message [argv] whoz prae? [renz] who cares *** Joseppi has joined #hacktech [Joseppi] unix [Joseppi] Hello [k-rad-bob] why do you say unix as you enter? [k-rad-bob] we stoped doing the secret password last month [Weishaupt] unix [Weishaupt] linux [Weishaupt] V [cnz] haha *** cnz has left #hacktech *** cnz has joined #hacktech [Joseppi] Gotcha [cnz] win 3.1 [cnz] hi [k-rad-bob] LOL [Weishaupt] aww, thats what i was gonna say [DLLErroR] I wonder if I could get into alabama state computer systems?? [BadOffset] how in the heck can I import bookmarks from AOL into my outlook express? [ls`] mount -t justagir| /my/lap/ ]] /uhh/jiZZ | && umount | echo "ya bitch!" *** ls` was kicked by justagir| (shut up) [twist] acid is as harmless as beer [Prae] look at the blind dude [k-rad-bob] haha [Prae] haha [Prae_] i just shot the largest wad of cum you'll ever see in your lif [Prae_] e [tak] and i got home [tak] and spent about 7 hours [tak] trying to get aim for linux to work *** c0reDumpe has joined #hacktech [c0reDumpe] Any web server hacker? [k-rad-bob] i rubbed bodylotion all over myself yesterday [k-rad-bob] then i had sex with my leathercoutch [thep0et] i've also enjoyed a nice chunk of penis in my day [accalmie] hi I got an IP spoofer but doesnt work help em [ls`] If i ever deface a website, its going to be pizzahut.com | 30 minutes my anus. [twist182] at school we were watching porno's on the computer [twist182] computers [Prae-] eww [twist182] i left on a porno of a girl sucking a horses dick, put it on loop, and walked away [twist182] and watched the surprised looks on peopls faces [Prae-] lolol [twist182] i didnt really do that actually [BlkLatex] hahaha [twist182] but i wanted to [Foney_Op] serious [Foney_Op] i need a good nuker *** `Michael` has quit IRC (Ping timeout for `Michael`[ip19.toronto14.dialup.canada.psi.net]) *** ^Michael^ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for ^Michael^[ip19.toronto14.dialup.canada.psi.net]) [|Michael|] ok [|Michael|] who's DoS'ing my connection ? [|Michael|] well [|Michael|] my 2nd [|Michael|] looks like a ping flood [|Michael|] TCP cs1002968-a:netbios-ssn modem- 122.aspirin.dialup.pol.co.uk:1616 FIN_ [|Michael|] AIT_2 [|Michael|] on my machine [|Michael|] who is this ? *** alejandr0 has joined #hacktech [alejandr0] dethl0k..your are a really really 4mother fuck 1 (jackass) i beat your ass when ever you want ok...and dont run way from me like you did that day back in school.and you told your momy and ask for protection by the school and you called my daddy..oo i am crying 12PENDEJO!! *** alejandr0 has left #hacktech serluny: how long did it took u to learnc++? ÐÁTÄßÁ§Ê__727:4.5 minutes serluny:how did u do that? ÐÁTÄßÁ§Ê__727:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do that serluny:what program ÐÁTÄßÁ§Ê__727:download shit into your brain v3.1 serluny:how do i download it? ÐÁTÄßÁ§Ê__727: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com serluny:i cant download it something is wrong [ls`] Have any of you been with someone, that loves you, and gives good head n shit but, you wanna be with someone else? but you cant, because, you dont wanna hurt the cum guzzler? yanno? [Cr0nic] ls: I enjoy being fat [Cr0nic] people don't expect much out of you [bronc] ya that's right, I am an elite web site defacer like lore, grid and cannabis [ka] endrix- [~blowfish@Ottawa-ppp66461.sympatico.ca(Canada)] has joined #hackphreak [bronc] I want to be /[-r4d like they are [lore] bronc hacked the american embessay in china [ka] [signoff/#hackphreak] darkguid (Ping timeout for darkguid[ts1- 197.f181.quebectel.com]) [lore] trying to make some statement [lore] i doubt he knows where china is *** CaMaLeONN has joined #hacktech [CaMaLeONN] hello [CaMaLeONN] i NEED help! [CaMaLeONN] please [ls`] errr [ls`] with [CaMaLeONN] shit i think my girlfriend is going out with an other guy [CaMaLeONN] i need to read one of her mails! [spl1f] boy have i heard that one before [ls`] fo real [CaMaLeONN] it's true! [ls`] mount -t CaMaLeONN /my/anus ]] /uhh/jiZZ | && umount | echo "YEAH BITCH"' [CaMaLeONN] i need a lot of help [CaMaLeONN] please help me she's a great bitch [ls`] then dump her [ls`] *duh [CaMaLeONN] i need that e-mail [ls`] or [ls`] send her my way [CaMaLeONN] i need that e-mail [ls`] and ill fixorize her [CaMaLeONN] you know what i mean! [ls`] [CaMaLeONN] hey man it's very important please help me [ls`] [ls`] uh [ls`] [ls`] dude [ls`] [ls`] there was an exploit, some java exploit [ls`] [ls`] but msn patched it up [ls`] [ls`] unless you are krad enough to own msn, i cant help ya [k-rad-bob] :((( [ls`] CaMaLeONN] mmmmmmm [ls`] [CaMaLeONN] exploit? waht you mean? [ls`] [ls`] Oh dear... [ls`] [ls`] rootshell.com [ls`] [ls`] go see [ls`] [CaMaLeONN] what is that? [ls`] [ls`] An exploit is some code, or a howto, about how to take advantage of software flaws/bugs [ls`] oh dear [ls`] [CaMaLeONN] mm ok [ls`] [CaMaLeONN] i got it [ls`] [ls`] k good [ls`] [ls`] see [ls`] [ls`] you learned 2 things [ls`] [ls`] 1) what a exploit is [ls`] [ls`] 2) that i like gay men [ls`] [CaMaLeONN] ? [ls`] HAHAHA [ls`] [CaMaLeONN] ? [ls`] [CaMaLeONN] are you gay? [ls`] [ls`] Bisexual [ls`] [CaMaLeONN] me too!! [ls`] [ls`] WANNA FUCK CHUBBY NUTS@ *** tress has joined #k-rad [k-rad-bob] its tress the wanker! [tress] do you remebr i told you niger i was gettig alaid [k-rad-bob] no [k-rad-bob] i htink that slipped my mind [tress] hgah [tress] wekk i sajdi i was [tress] anyway [tress] i was with this bior [k-rad-bob] HAHA [tress] and we wa getting frindly [k-rad-bob] you and your drunk typing [tress] u know how uit goes *** Abused sets mode: +l 23 [k-rad-bob] then you realized she was infact your m0th3r [k-rad-bob] LOL [tress] and this othr bird comes up to us an dgoes u got a bofirend [tress] speakign this this bird [tress] i pushed her away [tress] notr relaesisng she was a bird [tress] and said fuck off [tress] and then all heel broke loosss [k-rad-bob] lol [tress] i got kicked out from the club :(((((((( *** Prae-Bed has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Prae- Bed[dialup96.tattooine.kingston-internet.net]) [k-rad-bob] haha [tress] and about 6 blokes are looking to knock me ou [tress] t [tress] i offered them out there and tehn [tress] ./ping #kactech [tress] lol [tress] ./ping #hacactech [tress] ./ping #hacactech [tress] ./ping #hacktech [tress:#hacktech PING] [tress] tehre we go [sf] you started on the bird you were going to be fucking? [tress] nah [GaWd] haha [tress] this bords mate [k-rad-bob] haha [sf] ah [tress] it looking like a blokle [sf] good move! [tress] so i sparked her out [sf] you wanna pull, so you start on her mate? [tress] and then shit brokme loose and i was thrown out [tress] shit man [tress] i protect my woman [k-rad-bob] yeah [tress] i though it was a blocke so i knoked it out [tress] i was wrong [k-rad-bob] by beating up hteyre female friends lol [sf] hehehe [tress] but maybe next week i can smooth things over [k-rad-bob] haha [k-rad-bob] [tress] sorry that i smahed you in the face, i though you were a bloke [k-rad-bob] HAHAHA [sf] HAHA [sf] lol [tress] bob [sf] some bloke tried to pull us last night!!! [tress] lol [tress] ts true [sf] he came up to us, danced with us and hugged us [chris`] tress: apples arent the only thing on the top of the brown barrel and the gum wrappers that cause overhead cancer. [tress] i am not nin the mental state to undertstand whatou wameanm [k-rad-bob] tress's drunkeness is going to take up like a gig of the b0g-5.txt's irc quotes [tress] haha [tress] b0b [tress] you fucking jknbwo [tress] i will own it [cnz] haha [sf] hah [sf] there's another one [sTeAlThEr] hey (acidkick) yes? [sTeAlThEr] are you elite (acidkick) no. [Mark-e-g] WHOS GOT THE BEST HACKER STORY [ka] Mark-e-g was kicked off #hackphreak by RLoxley (Too many damn caps!) [ka] Mark-e-g [Easy@userce35.uk.uudial.com] has joined #hackphreak [Mark-e-g] who the fuck kicked me off (acidness) bahaha [RLoxley] ME [clocker] Mark-e-g; me [sektie] Mark-e-g: me. [RLoxley] [17:38] (#hackphreak) Punishing Mark-e-g - Caps abuse (100%) Offense 1 (kick) [RLoxley] [17:38] *** Mark-e-g was kicked by RLoxley (Too many damn caps!) [Accipiter] heh [RLoxley] leave your caps out [Accipiter] Mark [Accipiter] Mark ]] Want to hear a cool hack story? [Accipiter] Ok [Mark-e-g] You are all cyber nerds and most probably cant hack [Accipiter] This guy named G-E-Kram [Accipiter] he comes into an IRC Channel named [Accipiter] um [Accipiter] #CrackPheet [que] bahah (acidness) MUAHAHAHA [Accipiter] And he talks like an AOLer. [Accipiter] then [Accipiter] He gets kicked out, and wonders why. [Accipiter] So [Mark-e-g] host whats that story [Accipiter] He goes back into the channel [Accipiter] And starts bullying, acting all BADASS. [Accipiter] Then [Accipiter] He gets kicked again, for being a cock. [clocker] HE'S USING MICROSOFT CHAT. [RLoxley] [17:40] ¢ VERSION reply from Mark-e-g of 'Microsoft Chat 2.5 (4.71.2302) (text mode)' [Mark-e-g] sorry like [ka] Mark-e-g was kicked off #hackphreak by Accipiter (Woop. Just for continuity. [ka] Mark-e-g [Easy@userce35.uk.uudial.com] has joined #hackphreak [Accipiter] Ok [Accipiter] Let me continue the story.w [Accipiter] It seems that Kram can't take a hint. [Accipiter] and he keeps joining the channel until they finally ban him. [Mark-e-g] ive hacked the school computer [Accipiter] Mark-e-g ]] WOOP! QUICK, CHANGE YOUR GRADES. [sektie] Mark-e-g: i'm sure you did. did you use bo or netbus? [Mark-e-g] all the ordering infor mation [Gyrink] anyone knows some ms dos hacking command please ? [Gyrink] [[PipeLine] try "deltree C:" HA HA HA [Gyrink] very funny [Gyrink] inm not a newbie [chris`] Hello. [OreoTZA] y0? [chris`] I was wondering if you knew how I could rename a file in DOS. [OreoTZA] rename a file in DoS? hmmm...... [OreoTZA] no, just do it the normal way [chris`] There's no way to rename a file in DOS? [chris`] Can't I press a button [OreoTZA] yeah.... i just dont know the command [OreoTZA] its rn i think [OreoTZA] i dont know it [chris`] lol Josh I was kidding [chris`] it's ren [chris`] heh [OreoTZA] oh [chris`] Hello there. [ShyRachel] Hey [ShyRachel] How are you? [chris`] Can you help me? [ShyRachel] Maybe.. [ShyRachel] What do you need help with? [chris`] I'm looking for some information. [ShyRachel] What kind of Info? [chris`] On how to hide dead bodies. [ShyRachel] ummm.. seriously? [ShyRachel] You're joking, right/ [chris`] No... [chris`] Why would I be joking? [chris`] Can you help me? [ShyRachel] Who did you kill? [chris`] I can't keep hiding them in my basement.. [chris`] A few people.. [ShyRachel] Burry them [chris`] I can't. [chris`] My ground is full. [ShyRachel] Why not? [chris`] I'm up to 13. [ShyRachel] Oh I see. [chris`] I'm running out of space. [ShyRachel] Am I next? [chris`] No.. Don't be silly I dont know you and have no reason to kill you.. [chris`] the others.. I hope they rot.. [ShyRachel] Why did you kill them? [chris`] I couldn't take it anymore. [ShyRachel] Take what? [chris`] They stared at me when I walked by them on the street. [chris`] So I followed them home. [chris`] and.. [chris`] Well, nevermind. [ShyRachel] Just because they stared at you? Gee, that is a good reason to kill them! [ShyRachel] Were they girls, or guys.. or both? [chris`] Both.. several animals as well. [ShyRachel] That awful.. Do you have any friends? [ShyRachel] or did you kill them? [chris`] No I have friends. [chris`] You're the only person I've told. [chris`] Don't even THINK about going to the cops.. [ShyRachel] What if I do? [chris`] The last person that tried wound up.. dead. [ShyRachel] Will you kill me too? [ShyRachel] Oh no.. [campd] (my first moment of silence in 19 years of life) [_vicious_] and your last [campd] I even talk in my sleep [_vicious_] for your screams will fill the rest of your miserable life [campd] dude, did I ever tell you about the girl I talked to in my sleep that one time? [campd] oh man [campd] it was horrible [_vicious_] hmm [campd] we were camping [_vicious_] no you didn't [campd] I had almost gotten in the car wreck that day because I wasn't paying attention while driving and had crossed the double yellow line. [_vicious_] you had a conversation with a live girl while you slept? --] Tbot (wlashell@titan.pcis.net) has joined #cresc [campd] anyway that night we were camping [campd] and we were asleep, and she rolled over onto me [campd] (this is what she told me anyway) [campd] (I was asleep the entire time) [campd] And a few seconds after she rolled onto me, I said in a disturbed voice "don't cross the double yellow line" [campd] because I was having a nightmare [campd] she misinterpreted it :( [campd] and I slept through, oblivious [campd] I almost killed myself the next morning when she explained [_vicious_] heh [campd] and all I remember about the incedent was the nightmare [_vicious_] campd: are you the author of "How to not get laid for dummies?" [terral] rofl [terral] campd: dude... I think I shall have to beat you with a stick now [campd] it was so very unintentional [_vicious_] campd: if so, I can help you with a second edition as I seem to be getting a lot of practice in not getting laid lately --- terral has changed the topic to: [campd] And a few seconds after she rolled onto me, I said in a disturbed voice "don't cross the double yellow line" --- campd has changed the topic to: that was so out of context --- terral has changed the topic to: [campd] And a few seconds after she rolled onto me, I said in a disturbed voice "don't cross the double yellow line" * terral grins --- campd has changed the topic to: still out of context [terral] rofl --- _vicious_ removes channel operator status from campd --- _vicious_ sets mode +t --- terral has changed the topic to: [campd] And a few seconds after she rolled onto me, I said in a disturbed voice "don't cross the double yellow line" [terral] heheheheh [terral] c'mon now dave.. ya gotta leave it [_vicious_] :) [campd] jeez, I tell an embarrassing story to make you guys laugh, and this is how you repay me? :) [_vicious_] desparete times call for desparate meassures * terral nods [terral] heh [terral] you made us laff [terral] i promise [terral] I plan on telling the network admins tommorow when we are all getting trashed [campd] tbot, op --- Tbot gives channel operator status to campd --- campd has changed the topic to: shut up man [campd] besides [_vicious_] :) [campd] her cousin Brian (my best friend at the time) was in the tent at the time [campd] that would have just been weird [campd] (not that I would have let that get in my way had I been awake) [terral] rofl [_vicious_] campd: what? you'd do him too? * campd watches _vicious_ try too hard to make a joke [_vicious_] it's late, I'm tired [campd] anyway, the point is [_vicious_] though I'm just about as dull as usual [campd] I never shut up, even in my sleep * campd listens to Angel of Death by Slayer *again* [terral] heh --- terral has changed the topic to: [campd] I never shut up, even in my sleep [campd] I swear, I think xmms puts this into the random queue about 5 times for each other song [campd] not that I mind [campd] terral: see, that is a respectable topic [_vicious_] the xmms random queue thing really sucks --- _vicious_ has changed the topic to: [campd] I never stop wanking, even in my sleep [campd] hey waitaminute [campd] misquoting isn't fair [campd] I swear [campd] I am so discriminated against [_vicious_] but just as fun --- _vicious_ has changed the topic to: [campd] I never [fill in the blank], even in my sleep --- campd has changed the topic to: [campd] I never stop [fill in the blank], even in my sleep [terral] heh [terral] okay [terral] time for me to sleep --- terral is now known as ter-away [_vicious_] good idea [campd] of course, it looks stupid when someone /topic's they're own quote [_vicious_] I need sleep --- _vicious_ has changed the topic to: [campd] I never stop [fill in the blank], even in my sleep [_vicious_] there [campd] no man, that was my queue to quote *you* [_vicious_] ahhh [campd] oh well, you're boring so there's nothing to quote --- _vicious_ has changed the topic to: [campd] of course, it looks stupid when someone /topic's they're own quote [_vicious_] campd: yeah I know ... I suck [_vicious_] campd: and my date doesn't [_vicious_] didn't that is [campd] heh [_vicious_] life is unfair [_vicious_] anyway ... gotta go sleep [_vicious_] nite ..... [campd] 'ngith [campd] woah [campd] I think I just invented a word [_vicious_] ummm ... patent it [campd] anyway, good night [-- _vicious_ has quit (GEGL!) --- campd has changed the topic to: [_vicious_] campd: yeah I know ... I suck [_vicious_] campd: and my date doesn't --- campd is now known as campd_ZzZ [naol] could somebody help me hack? [udp] naol, that's like asking someone to hold your dick while you take a wiz b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!