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[18:. - [ 0day warez ] [tak, uneek & prae] :. ]
[c0d3s@b0g.org] :. ]
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I was pressed to make something this month so here it is..
--- CUT HERE ---
#/bin/sh
### secure.sh by Prae - http://www.b0g.org/ ###
#
### USAGE ###
# to run simply type "sh secure.sh" or "chmod 755
secure.sh;./secure.sh"
#
### DESCRIPTION ###
# Simple script to give a new linux user some BASIC security.
# Don't copy my script without giving me some credit.
# If you dont like it, dont use it!
# It's not for experts
#
### HELP ###
# if you get an error "ipchains: command not found" try typing
# "cp /sbin/ipchains /usr/bin".
# You WILL need to run this script as root or it wont work.
#
### NOTES ###
# this script requires you have ipchains installed.
# this script DOES remove a few items! if you dont want that
# dont use it!! I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES!
# if you want a customized setup this ISNT the script for you!
# this script will close unnessary ports such as telnet, linuxconf,
# etc. and set up a basic firewall using ipchains.
# Mail me if you have problems or bugs Prae@b0g.org
#
### BEGIN SCRIPT ###
#
echo "Killing uneccessary procceses..."
killall inetd
killall sendmail
killall linuxconf
killall portmap
killall lpd
echo "Editing your init scripts.."
rm -rf /etc/rc.d/init.d/inet
rm -rf /etc/rc.d/init.d/sendmail
rm -rf /etc/rc.d/init.d/linuxconf
rm -rf /etc/rc.d/init.d/portmap
rm -rf /etc/rc.d/init.d/lpd
echo "Setting up your firewall."
echo ipchains -A input -j DENY -p icmp ]] /etc/rc.d/rc.local
echo ipchains -A input -j DENY -p tcp --dport 25 ]] /etc/rc.d/rc.local
echo ipchains -A input -j DENY -p tcp --dport 6000 ]]
/etc/rc.d/rc.local
echo ipchains -A input -j DENY -p tcp --dport 1024 ]]
/etc/rc.d/rc.local
echo ipchains -A input -j DENY -p tcp --dport 1026 ]]
/etc/rc.d/rc.local
echo ipchains -A input -j DENY -p tcp --dport 139 ]]
/etc/rc.d/rc.local
echo "This is BASIC security. You will more then likely have to do
some manual work."
echo "I suggest you reboot now."
#
### END SCRIPT ###
--- STOP CUTTING YOU DORK ---
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#!/bin/sh
# for all you stupid jews who run windows, and get the real porn,
# then the coomments (#) will explain this shit to you fools.
#
# clear clears the screen, sleep 1 pauses for 1 second, and echo
# prints the shit to the screen, so the shit in "" after echo is
# what you see, and sleep 1 and clear make it stop for a second
# then echo all the new shit to the screen!
#
# clear the screen
clear
# echo the shit
echo "O O"
echo "|/ |]"
echo "| |"
echo "| |"
# puase for 1 sec
sleep 1
clear
#
#
# oh shit shes hot...b0n3r!
echo "O O"
echo "|/ |]"
echo "|- |"
echo "| |"
sleep 1
clear
#
# bvvooooooop
#
echo "O O"
echo "|/ |]"
echo "|-- |"
echo "| |"
sleep 1
clear
echo " O O"
echo " |/ |]"
echo " |-- |"
echo " | |"
sleep 1
clear
#
# girls kick ass
#
echo " O O"
echo " |/ |]"
echo " |-- |"
echo " | |"
sleep 1
clear
#
# girls kick ass
#
echo " O O"
echo " |/ /"
echo " |--|"
echo " | |"
sleep 1
clear
#
# thats right hoe
#
echo " O "
echo " |/ ___O OHHHH"
echo " |--| "
echo " | |"
sleep 1
clear
#
# i is j00r daddy
#
echo " O "
echo " |/ ___O TAAKKK"
echo " |-| "
echo " | | "
sleep 1
clear
#
# mmmhmmm mmmmmhmhmm
#
echo " O "
echo " |/ ___O OOOOOOOHHHHH"
echo " |--| "
echo " | | "
sleep 1
clear
#
# this is niiiiice
#
echo " O "
echo " |/ ___O"
echo " |-| "
echo " | | "
sleep 1
clear
#
# h0h0
#
echo " O "
echo " |/ ___O"
echo " |--| "
echo " | | "
sleep 1
clear
#
# yyyyyaeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
#
echo " O "
echo " |/ ___O"
echo " |-| "
echo " | | "
sleep 1
clear
#
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
#
echo " O "
echo " |/ ___O"
echo " |--| "
echo " | | "
sleep 1
clear
#
# oh shit, ORGASM!
#
echo " O "
echo " |/ ___O"
echo " |-| "
echo " | | "
sleep 1
clear
#
# what a hoe
#
echo " O "
echo " |/ ___O so when am i getting paid?"
echo " | | "
echo " | | "
sleep 1
clear
#
# fuck her skank ass
#
echo " O WHAT BITCH!?!?"
echo " |/ ___O "
echo " | | "
echo " | | "
sleep 1
clear
#
# a true ninja doesnt take that shit
#
echo " O HIYA!"
echo " |/ _ _542354_O "
echo " | EFD| #4"
echo " | | "
sleep 1
clear
#
# heh, you dfucked her, then killed her...is that a form of rape?
#
echo " O DIE BITCH!"
echo " |/ "
echo " | "
echo " | O-- -| O.|d "
# the end
# -tak
#
# [k-rad-bob] tak you nerd
# [tak_] hhehe
# [tak_] what?
# [k-rad-bob] write how you run it
# you stupid jews, type
# [root@b0g]# chmod +x ./porn
# [root@b0g]# ./porn
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/* Microsoft marketing strategy (MARKET.EXE):*/
#include [NONsense.h]
#include [lies.h]
#include [spyware.h] /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */
#include [process.h] /* For the court of law */
#define say(x) lie(x)
#define computeruser ALL_WANT_TO_BUY_OUR_BUGWARE
#define soon next_year
#define the_product_is_ready_to_ship another_beta_version
void main()
{
if (latest_window_version ] one_month_old)
{
if (there_are_still_bugs)
market(bugfix);
if (sales_drop_below_certain_point)
raise(RUMOURS_ABOUT_A_NEW_BUGLESS_VERSION);
}
while(everyone_chats_about_new_version)
{
make_false_promise(it_will_be_multitasking); /* Standard Call,
in
lie.h */
if (rumours_grow_wilder)
make_false_promise(it_will_be_plug_n_play);
if (rumours_grow_even_wilder)
{
market_time=ripe;
say("It will be ready in one month");
order(programmers, stop_fixing_bugs_in_old_version);
order(programmers, start_brainstorm_about_new_version);
order(marketingstaff, permission_to_spread_nonsense);
vapourware=TRUE;
break;
}
}
switch (nasty_questions_of_the_worldpress)
{
case WHEN_WILL_IT_BE_READY:
say("It will be ready in",
today+30_days,
" we're just testing");
break;
case WILL_THIS_PLUG_AND_PLAY_THING_WORK:
say("Yes it will work");
ask(programmers, why_does_it_not_work);
pretend(there_is_no_problem);
break;
case WHAT_ARE_MINIMAL_HARDWARE_REQUIREMENTS:
say("It will run on a 8086 with lightning speed due to"
" the 32 bits architecture");
inform(INTEL, "Pentium sales will rise skyhigh");
inform(SAMSUNG, "Start a new memorychip plant"
"'cos all those customers will need at least 32 megs");
inform(QUANTUM,
"Thanks to our fatware your sales will triple");
get_big_bonus(INTEL, SAMSUNG, QUANTUM);
break;
case DOES_MICROSOFT_GET_TOO_MUCH_INFLUENCE:
say("Oh no, we are just here to make "
" a better world for everyone");
register(journalist, Big_Bill_Book);
when(time_is_ripe)
{
arrest(journalist);
brainwash(journalist);
when(journalist_says_windows95_is_bugfree)
{
order(journalist,
"write a nice objective article");
release (journalist);
}
}
break;
}
while (vapourware)
{
introduction_date++; /* Delay */
if (no_one_believes_anymore_there_will_be_a_release)
break;
say("It will be ready in",today+ONE_MONTH);
}
release(beta_version);
while (everyone_is_dumb_enough_to_buy_our_bugware)
{
bills_bank_account += 150*megabucks;
release(new_and_even_better_beta_version);
introduce(more_memory_requirements);
if (customers_report_installation_problems)
{
say("that is a hardware problem, "
"not a software problem");
if (smart_customer_says_but_you_promised_plug_and_play)
{
ignore(customer);
order(microsoft_intelligence_agency,
"Keep an eye on this bastard");
}
}
if ( bills_bank_account]skyhigh && marriage]two_years )
{
divorce(woman_that_was_beatifull_when_I_married_her);
wave(dollars, at_lusty_chicks);
marry(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
devirginize(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
if (boobies_start_to_hang)
dump(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
}
if (there_is_another_company)
{
steal(their_ideas);
accuse(compagny, stealing_our_ideas);
hire(a_lot_of_lawyers); /* in process.h */
wait(
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/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_500_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_CosmoPlayer();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");*/
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
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