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____________________________________________________________________ [ 9:. - [ b0g!#@! rap ] [obsolete] :. ] [obsolete@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Ok everyone here is my article, it's a simple rap for the members of b0g!@#!. ph33r!!@#!@# (To the tune of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem, The Marshall Mathers LP, Track 08.) ya'll act like you never seen a mad hax0r before, jaws all on the floor, like J.P. and Mitnick burst through the door, and started packeting each other worse than before, they first packeted a whore. It's the return of the... "Oh wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say bee zero gee did he?" And Dr. Prae said, Nothing you idiots Dr. Prae's 0wned, he's still runnin 3.1 in his run down home. (Ha Ha) Little script kiddies love bee zero gee, chicka chicka chicka k-rad-bob, i'm sick of him, look at him, walkin around packeting everyone, flippin the you know who, yeah but he's so cute though. Yeah we probably got a couple of screws up in our head loose, but no worse then what Prae does to his dog in his parents bedroom. Sometimes we just wanna get on our comps and let loose but can't, but it's cool for J.P. to hump a dead moose. My dick is on your lips, My dick is on your lips, And if I'm lucky wh0rde might give it a little kiss. And that's the message he's sending to little kids, and we expect em not to know what a linux O/S is. Of course there going to know what Debian is, by the time they hit fourth grade, they got the internet don't they. We ain't nothin but hax0rs, we'll some of us script kiddies, who packet other people like cantelope. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes, Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope, But if you feel like we feel, We got the antedote, Women eat your pantyhose, Sing the chorus and it goes... (Chorus) I'm a b0g member, Yes I'm a b0g member, All you little script kiddies are just imitating, So wont the real b0g members please stand up, Please stand up. J.P. don't have to hack people to make friends, Well we do, so fuck him and fuck you too. You think we give a damn about getting raided? Half of you agents can't even stomach us, Let alone stand us. "Well b0g what if they did, wouldn't it be weird?" Why so J.P. can lie just to get us here, So you can sit me here next to Billy Gates to try to get me to ph33r? Shit, Dr. Prae better switch me chairs, So I can set next to l0pth and Defcon, And here them argue over who they rooted first. I'm sick of you little script kiddies don't give us the credit we need, "Yeah they're cute but I think they are gay hee hee." I should download an exploit from packetstorm.securify.com, And show the whole world how we can own you in a second, I'm sick of you little script kiddies all you do is annoy me, So we have been sent here to destroy you, There's a million of us just like us, Who cuss like us, Who are elite like us, Who dress like us, Walk, talk, and chat like us, They just might be the next best thing, But not quite us. (Chorus) We're like a headtrip to listen to, Cause we're only bringing you things, You joke about with your friends inside the chat rooms, The only difference is we got the balls to say, In front of J.P. and ya'll, And we don't got to be false or sugar coated at all, We just get on the comp and spit it, And wether you like to admit, (err it) We just hacked you faster than 90% of you hackers out there, Then you wonder how can kids eat up our zines like valiums, It's funny cause at the rate he's going, Bob will be the only person in the nursing home flirty, Pinchining nurses asses when he's jackin' off with Prae, And he's jerkin, But his whole box of pr0n isn't working, And every single person is a b0g member lurkin', He could be working at Anti-online, Sucking J.P.'s dick, Or in the HNN writing, Screamin he don't give a fuck, With his system open and his speaker up, So will the real b0g members please stand up, And put one of your boxes on standby for a sec, And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control, And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? (Chorus) Well, that's it. Some lines were the same, some lines I mixed it up, but all in all it was pretty damn funny. Shoutz to Prae (leave your dog alone), k-rad-bob (thanks for the help), thep0et, pac!@!@#$, z0x0 (I'm the real shady not you), everyone in #k-rad, b0g!@#!, vince (yeah baby!), ryan (my lubba), and everyone else who I forgot. -obsolete b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!