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____________________________________________________________________ [ 7:. - [ Pissing off Radio Shack and other people ] [wh0rde] :. ] [wh0rde@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Brought to you by the letters E and K, and by my good friend Mary Juana. Now to the article. Well, since Im extremely bored, and dont have the effort, Ill just do a stupid article. "Pissing off Radio Shack and other countless people." Yes folks, Im in a great mood. Went to sleep at a nice 3:30 am, got up at a nice 7:30 am, yessiree life is great. Why was I up so late? I was confing! Yes, it is so unbelievably elite and #k-rad that I just cant get enough. What do you do on a conf? You do one of three things. If you are a newbie, or just stupid, you lurk, or dont talk at all. If you are bored, and a regular, you barely talk, and mostly play annoying music. If youre a veteran you have 3-way calling on your phone so you prank. So who do we call? Anyone. Dont worry, this is just the introductory paragraph. So, you want to become a l33t-0 prankster or veteran. You must know a few things, and one of them is beige boxing. If you are not a loser you can beige box, and I only say this because there are billions of losers out there. 3000 text articles have been written on this, and you ONLY NEED FOUR SENTENCES. 1) Get a phone, take the cord and cut it, and slice off the plastic, so all you have is the red and green wires, you dont need the yellow or black wires. 2) Go outside to a neighbors house and get a comfortable seat next to their telco box. 3) Open box, (may need a wrench to get the bolt off) attach red and green wires to the screws you see, and call a conf number, and set it up. 4) When you have enough people call the host number, and party. Simple as that. Now you are a regular, you can setup a conf etc. Go to radio shack, and ask for either item 44-533BB or 43-1237. 533B is 3$, 1237 is about 14$. Either one is ok. Now, at your computer, do start-run and type in sndrec32, or if you have some other audio program use it. Set the mics up (whichever) and read the next part. If you do not have 3-way you are stupid, and should get it, its great. Pick a number that you think you could do something with, such as an Indian Restaurant where they dont understand english (sorry, but they dont, and Im not racist). Turn on your mic/program and hit either flash-number-flash or hangup-number-hangup and everyone on the conf will hear it. Have one designated person do the talking, and fuck with em. Heres a sample conversation: [me]: Excuse me, can I have a pound of elephant testicles? (Waiter): Sorry? [me]: A pound of elephant testicles? (Waiter): Please hold [me]: No.. -hold music- [me]: Fucker. (Manager): Yes, you want one smuggled elephant tusk? [me]: Uhh.. no, TESTICLE (Manager): All out! And heres NOT HOW TO DO IT AT ALL, NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION [Stupidperson]: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA (Waiter): Yes? [Stupidperson]: Uhh.. yea, can I have.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHH -hung up- [Stupidperson]: HAHAHHAHAHHAAH Ok. Now you know the basics, now you need your Plist. Yes, its a stupid name for a prank list, but fuck you. Take down the names and numbers of a bunch of stores, and think of funny things you could do, such as call up a giant store (Dominicks) and say that youre locked in the bathroom and you dont know where in the warehouse you are. Theyll go nuts trying to figure out what happens. Or, call up Best Buy and say you are "Bob from Sales" and ask to be put on the intercom because your number isnt working. Then play loud annoying music much to the dismay of the customers. Personal numbers are MUCH more fun but can get aggressive, so I suggest you be careful. Fun ideas are saying you are towing their car, arresting their wife, arresting their daughter for first degree murder and DUI. Go nuts. Now, get a wav-]mp3 encoder, stick it on mp3.com, and rake in the rewards (not much). Since this was a stupid article and you probably know this, Ill give you a small tidbit of interesting information. I was on a conf with Burrows and he told me a cool thing. He (along with everyone I know) is a mathematician (close to one..) and loves number theory etc. He said if you take the mean point for the start of a river (point A) and the mean point for the end of a river (point B, going into the ocean) and take the distance from A to B ALONG THE RIVER, youll have distance X. Now take the distance in a straight line from A to B to get distance Y. If you take the ratio of X to Y (X/Y) you get about pi, every time. Cool. b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!