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____________________________________________________________________ [21:. - [ how to impress your teachers ] [kassy kas] :. ] [kaspa@hfactorx.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ 1. Start all pieces of writing with "#!/usr/bin/perl". 2. Keep talking about "/dev/null", and don't tell anyone what it is when they ask you. 3. Ask your maths teacher if you will be studying hexadecimal this term. 4. While on the net in Comp. Sci. class take the liberty of crashing everyone else's computer with the ping of death. 5. Challenge the school sysadmin to a discussion about IPv6, if he doesn't know what it is, all the better. 6. Make the school network's start page attrition.org. 7. In the middle of class start chanting as many achronyms as you can. 8. Tell your oldest teacher they're as slow as fsck. 9. In written work, substitute all f's for ph's, ck's for q's, and where you can, use numbers and ASCII characters. 10. Plaster the headteacher's office with cDc stickers. If he catches you, tell him the happy hacker told you to do it. b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!