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____________________________________________________________________ [18:. - [ how to write an b0g article ] [wh0rde] :. ] [wh0rde@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ |----| |--------------| |----| |--------------| |--------------| |---| |----| |----_____-----| |----_____-----| |---| |----| |----| |----| |----| |----| |---| |----| |--------------| |--------------| |---| |----| |------|_______ |------|_______ |---| |----| |______________| |______________| |---| |---------| |---| |---------| |---| |_________| as in wh0rde! |---| Like that ascii? Took me FOURTEEN HOURS of manual labor. Anyway, in this article I plan to outline the methods of writing an article for bog, or wasting time when youre bored of doing homework. First off you have to pick a topic no one has written about. Denial of service is lame, and "the technical aspects of plugging rj-45 into a hub" is for retards who dont know what a computer is. For me, I like to cover a wide variety of subjects. I like to do a technical one, covering the deeper workings of stuff so retards can learn how to press the "on" button on their computer. I also like writing about stuff that makes it almost partly seem like Im bragging about stuff, like the time I heroicly raided the Ameritech base in Northfield. Those articles are the most fun because retards learn that yes, it doesnt take a brain surgeon to do brain surgery, just a big whopping manual. That made no sense. Once you have chosen your topic, you have to make up a bunch of "filler" or what I call bullshit^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H information. Its very important so people think you really know what youre talking about. Examples. If you write an article about stuff you do on AOL, like chain letters, that shows how AMAZINGLY LEET you are for using AOL and reading chain letters, then taking the time to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT. I have the utmost respect for these people. If you write an article about how you DOS'ed some website then got flamed for it, that shows how bored you are and how desperate to write an article you are. You must REALLY be desperate. Then, if you write bragging articles about your lack^H^H^H^H abundance of sex, you must be impotent. Obviously. Good examples are writing articles that SEEM technical, like pager spoofing, and turning it into something funny, like leaving a 900 number on their pager. Now if you write something that deals with FOOLPROOF OR INTERNET CENSORSHIP PROGRAMS that means you want us to know your parents lock your computer because they caught you looking at gay porn. And NOT lesians. If you take something from the anarchists cookbook, your are obviously leet, because everyone loves a complete freak who is hooked on dropping acid and snorting paint thinner. I would love to meet such an amazing person, because DAMN they are SOOOOO cool. Lastly, if your name is tak, you are a gimp and should never write articles because anyone who actually lets his sister put a dildo in his ass is a sick sick boy. In conclusion, I just wasted ten minutes, as did you. Dont you feel abused? Neglected? Hated? Go commit suicide. Yes, pick up that knife and cut your wrist. DO IT FUCKER! Good, now walk over to the kitchen, and pour salt on it. Now rub it with butter. GOOD! Oh and tak I love you :P [tak] dewd she stuck it all the way in my arse [wh0rde] I own you [tak] I know dewd, I know. [k-rad-bob] man he stuck it in my arse [wh0rde] you sick bastard! [k-rad-bob] yah.. well.. it was fun [cass] /me uNF's wh0rde a lot [wh0rde] :) [cass] actually, no, Im not, thats my pet goldfish * wh0rde passes out and throws up [dialect] why do you make up irc logs [wh0rde] I own you [dialect] do you want me to send you lots of money? b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!