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____________________________________________________________________ [ 6:. - [ the complete 0wnage guide ] [tak] :. ] [tak@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ do, you wanna show your teachers that they know....nothing? wanna show them that you 0wn them, and make them ph33r????? wanna walk around school and going up to the cute chix0rs, & get them with your sleek k-rad hax0r stylish moves!$%?@#?@? Well then follow everything I say in this article, and then they will fear(or make text line up at the end like I do!!) I bet this is the longest fuckin sentence you've ever seen! FoolProof: Bah, my school, and almost every school i've been to runs Fool Proof Security There are like super++ ninja ways around this, and all..Some I have conquered in the last few days, in writing this! FoolProof may be fool proof, but who's sayin your a fool? ok... !unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf! You boot up, and all, and the crazy's locked up the desktop so you can't bust out your sleek h4x0r l1ke skillz. First thing, if you wanna put the school in fear mode, you can change the start menu size! when you normally try, it just goes back to its original, normal size! To k-rad hax0rate this ghetto feature you RIGHT CLICK, then LEFT CLICK when still holding the right button down and drag it to a cool size, like 50% of the screen! Fear that Mrs Johnson!@$#%#$% Now you say, I hax0red the start task bar, now what....I can not h4x0r the BG of the desktop....wrong again@$% like...this one only works on some computers if you go to like start, then programs, then games, and you see a Puzzle game in there, you are a true h4x0r, open it up, and in like options it will allow you to open a bitmap to puzzlize! open like a file you edited in ghetto paint and saved on a floppy, you dont actually have to play with this image but you then go into the options menu or something, and click Save As, and save it as the background picture!!! fear me fear me... Thats as far as I got with makin my own desktop themes, in computer class, but nows where the fun starts!@#$$@ NOVELL: If you got Novell network shit, this worked for me once, and like I think that allot of schools are dumb like this, when the login screen pops up, login as Admin, and for the password type: password this may work, because it might be the default login, it was at my school... and then the teachers didnt edit it cause they login as THEIR accounts, usually their first initial, followed, by their last name. Now you got m0re power than your teacher, you should like maybe set up an account with read/write privileges, incase they change the PW. I dont know, it may be a bad idea, but who knows...If that did not work, then look around, try the ninja MS word trick in the last b0g issue. If the school is cool enuff to let you have ms- dos, you are in luck...though that foolproof crap won't let you do crap in dos either, there is 1 hole that I caught, with my k-rad unix like skillz, at the prompt, I tried cat did not work, so then I was like oh! DOS, and typed echo, it replied "Echo on" I was like stupid slut now I typed echo "1 y 4m j00r g0d" and it echoed it, so I was like wow lemme bust out my cool file thingy dillingy, and I typed echo "" ] c:coolfiletodel and it made that file new style, I was like wow$%% so I tried to echo over an existing file(c:autoexec.bat) and it worked!#$%@#$% now fool proof still ran next time, so I figure like doing some more ghetto registry editing, and crazy stuff like that...I cd to a network drive, and it puts me in Z:public h0h0h im in public, mad w4r3z 0-day shit there, and I did a dir *.exe /p and busted out some really cool shit, first there was send, I read that help file, and I then typed send "fuck off" EVERYONE /B and heard allot of bings, and like some freak sent this message saying "fuck off" to everyone! the teacher was amazed I was like whoa, and all the computers said STUDENT[44] fuck off I was like ! I think I am student 44 h0h0h0h they can trace me, I fear, Im busted, but she didnt! I then realized, your number goes with login, not always that the last person to login is the highest number, I guess its random, but I then use the ninja skillz to send computer 44 a message, from the one next to me, and then I got a message! fear that fools. SEND "hi tak" 44 /B and b00m, I got the msg and in it was that computers number, it works!#@$% so then I look in z/public again, and see whoami.exe, and like DOH its easy like that, run it, and it'll say connection: 44 and thats your number, if you wanna send msges!@#$ now you can k-rad h4x0r the chicks, and send them msges, just like Kevin Picknik @$@# your a true h4x0r now. There is like another program called NLIST.exe and you can see all devices, and users on the network or something NLIST * will do it so you can see the teachers login, and brute force it! there is also a thingy called NETUSER.exe witch you can edit setting, and shit, set msges to off, so when tak is sitting next to you sending you 0-day through msges, you can like not be annoyed by it..Also remember you are logged in as student or whatever.. so you in fact are that user, and you can control him, you can change your PW cause you are him, and thats like npass.exe or some shit, and Im guessing you can like kill processes, maybe like everyones processes, since they are all you...in a way h3h dont know yet...Now if y0u cr4ck r00t, there's an 0-dayz0r joint called NETADMIN.exe, and you run it, GUI style, and like edit shit, add yourself, and do all that ghetto shit that we love to do! I know, I just like thought of an idea, if j00r root, like do a su, or like find out the teachs password, or change it, and send a message to everyone saying "I am a loser!" and like the people will fear, and then like change her password, and msg her "y0u are 0wned" and as they look around, say "I see you but you cant see me!" and she will like shrivel up and die. Until everyones laughing at the message from her, and your the only one whistling, that could give it away, they will then change the admin password, and h4x0r you out, good thing you got your fuday backup account ready, with all permissions, so you can change it again & send her something like "j00 cann0t st0p m3h!@$#" and they will be 0wned2x@#$ if none of these work, that's cause Im a complete retard, and you should walk up to your teacher, and kick her, and say "g1b m3 tha c0dez f00" and then you do not need to do all this h4x0ring, you got the Gibson password fools@#$%@#$ b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.