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 does have aney one the program hack attack cam you send it to my????

 will php work on old browsers?

 and Im curious about .. defcon
 everyone says that girls that go there are just sluts though
 i'm sure your not a slut.
 translation: god i hope shes a slut

 how come im 6'5'' but my penis is only like 7 inches?
 thats fucking BULL SHIT

 prae are you homosexual, or just a platonic guy?

 i just wrote
 t
 a
 k
 on my stomache
 with blood

 i wanted to get a vibrator to stimulate my genatial regions with

 i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much
mexican food

 i got my panties on my head
 so i can piss freely onto the floor

 i always hear piano music
 as if someone was randomly banging away at the keys
 and people chanting

 i tried explaining to my mom what I was doing and why there was
nothing but text on the screen
 "mom im on irc, its a virtual meeting place where you pick up scene
whores and harras rloxley"

 I think Im interested in doing some harmless hacking...can anybody
help me out?

 what's cmos stand for?
 Bios
 wtf?
 u fik bastard!
 well
 same as bios
 no it's not!!!
 complimentary
 er
 whatever
 metal-oxide
 semi
 conductor
 bios:
 basic
 input
 output
 sytem
 system
 yea
 look
 u thick cunt!!!

<{QBee}> umm
<{QBee}> we used to email each other
<{QBee}> and then
<{QBee}> i didnt hear from you in ages
 hmm, which email address?
<{QBee}> and then i sent you an email messin about askin if you were still alive
<{QBee}> and then you sent one back sayin
<{QBee}> summut like, "dont threaten me little bitch....fuck off and gimme some
space " or something along those lines

 hi there search pws for whitehouse.com msg me for help

[22:54]  cjmonkeys staNDARD procedure for acquiring hoe
[22:54]  s
[22:54]  1. Lure hoes into coming with you
[22:54]  lol
[22:54]  ok i can dig it, all u guys will have to do is carry buckets
of dirt out, and mabye bring me a gatorade every hour or so
[22:54]  ie - "I am fucking loaded come check out my BMW"
[22:55]  gatorade
[22:55]  lol
[22:55]  2. blind fold hoe
[22:55]  hahahahahahahaha
[22:55]  im fucking loaded
[22:55]  lol
[22:55]  3. put hoe into your honda civic
[22:55]  lol
[22:55]  4. drive hoe to underground pad
[22:55]  5. make sure she doesn't peek
[22:55]  6. walk her down the stairs
[22:56]  we are gonna close and lock the entrance then hotbox the
first room to mad hell
[22:56]  7. make sure she doesn't trip in those heels you dumbass!
[22:56]  8. remove hoes skirt/pants and shirt
[22:56]  oh ya
[22:56]  word
[22:56]  make an indoor door
[22:56]  =]
[22:56]  9. remove blindfold
[22:56]  right
[22:56]  so you have to open 2 doors to get to the 1st room
[22:57]  10. if you don't know what to do by now, you don't deserve
this
[22:57]  THE END

 anyone here understand nigger talk ?

 can I remove auto-away without having to recompile bx?

 my penis was fat
 not to long ago
 so i employed a well known chineese remedy
 you simple tug and pull at it for a couple of minutes

 can ibe like van halen

 you fuckers are the reason i cant wake up in the mornings.
 that and my obsessive masturbation problems.

* tak_ kisses lil-a
*** LiL-A has quit IRC

 on my old puter my hard drive is full
 I have 64 mb of ram
 its full

 I finger my ass to get hard.

 Hello b0yz!!

 ive got a bush above my penis

 just because i like anal sex with people of the same sex doesnt make me
a homo :/

 hrrrmmm, they have the internet on computers now

 Ok where the guy thats been hacking hotmail?

 sorry, i dont like sex:(

 i think the dog just has a big penis and she thought it was mine and
one thing led to another

 im masturbating to kidjesses pictures
 dont tell

 one night i masturbated so much that i had nothing left at the end of
the night to shoot

 i manage to fit two eggs in my anus

 wouldn't it be cool to see little boys getting anal bombed by
horses?

 I AM A HAQQER!!!!
 wait!!
 vince
 what is the best RAM type?
 i forgot the names of them :
 theres not much diff between pc100 and pc133... so pc100 sdram would be
good
 100meg of ram?
 128+64?
 is that what pc100 means?
 no, pc100 is the bus speed on the ram
 whats a mobo?
 :/
 motherboard

 k-rad-bob:  I have seen sixty year old homosexual men today and a
giant piece of shit in a urine coated toilet.
 k-rad-bob:  What kind of kinky freaky-deaky fetish do you have man?

 W is sure in a lot of channels

 SOME GUY ON CNN JUST SAID GAGA
 and i was like whoa if he coulda said jaja

 when I was younger and my mum used to bathe me, there'd come a point
when my mum would pull my foreskin back to clean there. I don't think I could do
that to my own son

*** Wu_Rza (~email@adsl-pool37-113.chicago.il.ameritech.net) has joined #php
 People in here program in php or is this for something else?

 tress does UK stand for YOU CRANE?

 hacker666 i dont see why you insist on keeping that awful script
 it gets you banned in every channel you join
 it has a nuker in it

 omg, I hate gay terrorists

 i uploaded this virus into his computer microphone softwarE and
whenever he says my name it will attack

 hacker666, just out of curiosity, whats the name of the script your
using?
* HaCkeR666 using <> �c��Pt by Adi Surya� Free copy at
http://adisurya.virtualave.net
 lol
 im so getting that
 me too
 hehehe
 we can be hax0r buddies
 we can become the hax0r trio
 rofl
 we can go on dalnet. this will be our names: HaCkEr666, SpEEdHaCkeR,
and WaReZHaCkEr

*later that night*

 YAYAAYAYAYAYYA
  hi everybody.. I`m a 19 year old girl from norway..
I`m looking for mature sexy ladies..30-45..??? plzz msg me...
 omg
 OMFG!@#
*** WaReZHaCkEr is now known as anne32
 ROTFLFLFL
-> *JulieLez19* heisann
 !%@
 i would plunge my cock so deep inside her it would take a fucking team
firemens to get me back out
 holy fuck
 hahaha i sendt her lusta's pic saying it aws me
 hahahaha
 ROFL
 haha
 is she fucking hot or what?
 yes
 for the first time in my life i wish i was my mom
 i would lick her skin off

 ans i was like "and who are you!" and she said "read the topic" and
it said "cops/fbi/military" and i got a little affraid so i spoofed my IP and
then nuked her a crap load of times, just nuked her like crazy till she got
kicked of IRC!

<^CaFFeInE> hey i need some help someone i know stole my laptop and sold it for
$5 i want pay back but the only way i can do that is to pst his phone number on
homosexual web site and put really good daels over the internet with his number
plz help me out his phone # is 616-659-4944 he lives in sturgis,mi 49091 and his
name is mike s.

 where i can find a good bnc ??????
 hi
 i have the bnc.tar.gz
 can you ship it to me air mail ?? ??

 i made an avi of me jacking off
 then i jacked off while watching it
* linKnee is afk: PUKING

 prae i get ops in #unix now
 op me
 no
 what a stupid attempt
 What a poor effort twist

 she got a 50,000.00 scholorship
 and is like a finalist for 120,000
 for what?
 good grades and stupid smart people shit

 and i was like
 oh
 then i was like
 can u pull this saftey pin out of my finger then?
 and shes like what
 then i showed her, and shes like
 word.

 what training does one need for being a private investigator?

* Prae___ is playing Bon Jovi - It's my life.wav (mp�) [37.4Mb] (2hrs 43mins
46secs) (32kbps Stereo)

 my mom keeps saying "lick me my pussy nugan"
 my dogs name is nugan

 where can i buy human urine on-line so I can pass a drug test?

 dude, when i was like 8 or something, i was on the floor.. on my back,
trying to see my asshole.. and i was sucking air in with my asshole.. and
farting it out.. when my brother walked in on me.. and i lost control of my
stomach and a fucking turd popped out and landed on my chest.

 is there a software version of the unix operating sytem for windows?

 ok so what time now in russia?
 17:06
 am or pm?

 can someone write me a kernel in mirc?

 i will buy a camoflouged condom so u wont see me coming

 can i become a bot and how??

 i heard that you can connect to mirc in notepad....this true?

 If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
 i dont think so
 Wanna go camping?

<^GoMeZ_Uk^> i am not a slut i just like sex
<^GoMeZ_Uk^> im pregnant and i dont know who the father is
<^GoMeZ_Uk^> i slept with 4 guys in 1 nite

 When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms.
 They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq
for an hour after I'd gone

 how do i msg an irccop?
<[smiley]> shaggy why do you need a 'cop'
 cos i just saw a robbery
 of a channel?
 no i saw a house across the road being robbed
 and seeing as im using the phone i thought id tell and irccop

 whos that hairy guy mikey
<_Mikey_> that's MY WIFE, FREAK!!!!

 this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a
washing machine?

 Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are
the opposeite? like "alblackos" or sumpin?

 i had this semi-rabid cat at my old house
 and it used to love to chew up socks
 so one day he got outside and was running around
 so i take off one of my socks and bring it outside
 and i go "socky...socky" so the cat will come back
 and after a while these two chinese girls walked by and heard me say
that
*** odinoakie has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
 and they were like "you fucker!"
 and i didn't get it for like a half hour

 this chick on icq is trying to cyber me
 i hate it when that happens
 i never know if its one of you guys

 i put on a sweater in front of my computer and it crashed

 anyone can help me to crack a hotmail psw?
 i am a girl

 but i sent bob a dvd 3 times and it didnt get there
 lovers caught on tape
 im fucking pissed off about that
 im the one who fucking payed
 im pissed off more
 the very least they could have done was to give me a call and said
"WE STOLE YOUR PR0N HUHAHUHAHUHUA!!!!!"

 I masturbated to a dreamcast game once
 It was a fighting game, and 2 of the chicks had very large breasts
 and their breasts jiggled when they moved

 i am 18/m/surrey and i just watched a porn and i am tired of jacking
off i am willing to do anything sexual with a female so msg me if ur interested
i don't mind chatting either

 some guy taught me how to make crack once
 he was homeless though

 r u english?
 yes
 I listened to Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
 they suck a bit
 but .. what's a dirtbag?

 i had a dream that the "esc" key was racist
 and when you pressed it a black person died
 i know you probably din't wanna hear that negrox_

 http://www.microsoft.com/windows/netmeeting/images/video.gif <--netmeet
does not have this clear photos
 stupid microsoft trying to trick me




                                   F I N

Thats it kiddies. End of the road. Maybe if someone actually contributes
articles you wont have to wait seven months for the next issue!%#@

Gratitude to those that contributed, both those that made the final cut and
those that went to dev/zero, better luck next times foo�s!

Greets to everyone in #b0g , everyone that visits http://www.b0g.org , phrack
for not putting out another issue, b4b0 for not putting out another issue, fida
for trying to be cool like us. anicon, mystic, dragonfly, draco and the rest of
my uberleet UT clan, Tool for putting out a new album, mr bungle for rocking my
socks, all the chicks in this world that wouldnt slap me silly if I made a pass
on them and of course you for reading this.

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