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____________________________________________________________________ [14:. - [ guide t0 zer0-day payph0ne expl0it ] [thecl0wn] :. ] [theclown@hackcanada.com] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ hi kids. when i'm n0t busy being a lamer, i enj0y hacking the planet. mainly with my ph0nes and my sekret teleph0ne utility belt. n0w, we here at hack kanaduh have super p0wrz and skills bey0nd c0mprehenti0n, s0 we kn0w h0w t0 hack. this is h0w i al0ne figured 0ut h0w t0 hack, nay, phreak if y0u will, any payph0ne that y0u, the average lamer, might see 0n the street s0mewhere. 0k. first, y0u pick up the receiver and insert m0ney int0 the h0le. i have als0 f0und that making y0urself cum int0 the h0le w0rks f0r this as well. anyways, then y0u dial a teleph0ne number 0f y0ur ch0ice. my fav0urites are the l0cal ph0ne sex linez, my hack kanaduh krews's's's pagers and cellular teleph0nes, and s0metimes even the teleph0ne c0mpany. i like calling them and talking t0 0perat0rs. i then write ab0ut m0re c00l expl0its cuz ima hacker. and this is the way 0f the hacker. back t0 the expl0it. 0nce c0nnected, y0u speak int0 the receiver. magically, it will seem y0u are talking t0 the pers0n y0u dialed. fjears0me. n0w, take heed. 0r was that weed? 0r e? fuck, n0w my raver trash ass cann0t remember. 0h well. this expl0it is brand new and super elite, s0 d0n't g0 ar0und telling pe0ple ab0ut it. 0r else the f0ne c0mpaneez ar0und the w0rld will catch 0n and that means n0 m0re fun f0r us f0lk. pr0ps t0 my b0ys in hack kanaduh and all y0u 0ther mad elite lamers in kanaduh that think y0u have skills but c0uldn't amm0unt up t0 my super stealing lying bad ass. A M A D M 0 T H E R F U C K I N G N E T T W E R K E D P R 0 D U C T d00d! that was alm0st a pie-rah-mid! i em elite b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! Santa's Therapy Song by chris` G G G x Em Em x x x Em Have a merry fucking christmas, x x C C C x D D x x x D and a happy new years too, G G G x Em Em but if you get on my nerves C D there's lots of ways to kill you. (Follow Same Format..) I can impale you with an antler, or choke you with my joy. I can stab you in the back with.. a poorly manufactured toy. I can shoot you with a shotgun, or this crossbow that I found. Or maybe I'll just dig a hole and bury you in the ground. Have a merry fucking christmas, all the boys and girls. All this happy-jolly shit, makes me want to hurl. (Break from music, say this part in a santa-typed voice). Kiss my ass you pansies, Fuck you and your toys.. Strumming G x x G x G x x x G x x Em x x Em x Em x x x Em x x C x x C x C x x x C x x D x x D x D x x x D x x (Back to music.) This upcoming Christmas, don't ask me for shit. Instead sit down at your PC, and look at b0g a bit. Even though Santa hates you, kids, He'll come through for you. You'll get your presents at midnight, when Rudolphs shits on your roof. G Em Have a merry fucking christmas C D and a happy new years too, G Em Santa needs some therapy, C D so he doesn't kill the jews. Merry Christmas everyone! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!