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____________________________________________________________________ [15:. - [ a guide to Niggerous Wannabeous ] [zeddy] :. ] [Zeddy@Phayze.Com] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Welcome to another chapter of Zeddy's Wild Kingdom. Today I will be talking about a creature that has vastly multiplied and inhabited North America. I am talking about the creature, Niggerous Wannabeous. Or as he is more commonly known, the North American Wigger. Now the wigger is a rare descendent of the chameleon family. It's most well known trait is the ability to disguise itself as a black person. The wigger does have some flaws in it's disguise. It doesn't seem to be able to fool any of the blacks. Or any whites for that matter. The wigger survives by joining a group of blacks by imitating behavior and language. It is a well known fact that the visual acuity of the wigger is far from perfect. It has color pigment problems. They think everybody, even other white people, are black. This fact is derived by its general greeting call. "Was Up Nigga!" The wigger also has problems with speech. They commonly drop letters and sounds off of words during everyday speech. The following is an example of this: "Hey man are you going to the movie?" when said by a wigger sounds more like this... "I a stupid little wannabe faggot and I think I'm a nigger!". As you can see the wigger is not one of the brightest of the creatures on this planet. But I decided to go and study it anyways. Now sit back and the adventure unfolds.... Welcome I am Zeddy, of Zeddy's Wild Kingdom. I am here with my guide Akanuk. We are now on the grounds of a high school. This is where Niggerous Wannabeous, the North American Wigger, is most commonly found. We are now observing a group of them from our hiding place in the bush. Though the wigger is fairly harmless on it's own, due to its cowardly and timid nature, it is rarely found buy itself. It usually stays in large groups surrounded by blacks. Ah, from our vantage point right now, we can see a large group of blacks with a wigger among them. The wigger is easy to distinguish due to his very large baggy clothes, and his light skin pigmentation. He appears to be trying to win the affections of a black female. He yells out his mating call, "Sup baby, you fine!". Hmmmm... he appears to have been rejected. Many environmentalist groups predict the wigger to be the next endangered species due to it very low ability to attract females. The wigger does not mate often if ever at all. Oh my, it looks like trouble is starting. Our wigger's "gang" seems to be having a confrontation with another gang of blacks. The wigger is yelling insults to the leader of the other gang. Fighting breaks out. The wigger hides behind the large male of the gang. After a few minutes of fighting the other gang flees. The wigger is back out at the front of the pack yelling insults again. The wigger is a very cocky creature, but cowardly when confronted. Oh no. It appears we've been spotted. A couple of the blacks are heading over to us. Quick, Akanuk, put on your pointy white hood. We stand up. And scream our cry, "White power!!". Disguised as KKK members, the blacks have fled in terror. The wigger is now alone in front of us. We approach him for a closer look. As soon as we get near he drops down to the ground and he starts to cry. He begs us not to hurt him. Seeing as he are not here to hunt, merely observe, we throw a few rocks until he gets scared and runs away. Well Akanuk, we have seen all we need, lets take our leave. Well I hope this has given all of you a better look into the behaviors of the wigger. Now it is legal to hunt the wigger, the meat of it is not worth consuming. But it is fun to hunt and easy too. Well that's all we have time for this week on Zeddy's Wild Kingdom. Take care, and remember, it's bad enough being a black, why would you want to act like one? Come to ph33nds.Org and Ph333333nd b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!