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***********************[ b 0 g - [ a r t i c l e # 7 ]********************** $ by: b0b $ **************************************************************************** ** [ a d a y i n t h e l i f e o f S u R g E ] ** **************************************************************************** SuRgE wakes up one morning, and while still bleary-eyed, goes to pee. He suddenly realizes that his dick is bright orange. He hops in the shower, and rubs and scrubs, but it is still bright orange. "Well," he thinks to himself "it doesn't hurt, and I don't feel sick, may as well go to work." A few hours later at work, he has to pee again. While standing in the employees restroom at a urinal, one of his co-workers happens to look over and see the orange appendage. "Your dick is orange!" the co-worker exclaims. To which SuRgE says "I know. It was like that when I woke up." "If I were you" says the co-worker, "I'd go see the company doctor right away." Taking his advice, SuRgE goes to the doctor. After several tests, the doctor says "It's orange alright! There is no medical reason that it should be. Did you do anything unusual this weekend?" "Nope" SuRgE says. "I just sat around the whole weekend, watching porno’s, and eating Cheetos." $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $- $