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[ 8:. - [ Pulp Fiction - New Zealand version ] [xhaze] :. ]
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JULES
-- okay now, tell me about the bestiality bars?
VINCENT
What so you want to know?
JULES
Well, fucking animals is legal there, right?
VINCENT
Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you
can't walk into a restaurant, pull out a sheep, and start fuckin' away.
You're only supposed to fuck in your home or certain designated places.
JULES
Those are bestiality bars?
VINCENT
Yeah, it breaks down like this:
it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the
proprietor of a bestiality bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to
carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause -- get a load of this
-- if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to screw you.
Screwing you is a right that the cops in New Zealand don't have.
JULES
That did it, man -- I'm fuckin' goin', that's all there is to it.
VINCENT
You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about
New Zealand is?
JULES
What?
VINCENT
It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here,
they got there, but there they're a little different.
JULES
Examples?
VINCENT
Well, in New Zealand, you can buy goat in a movie theatre. And I
don't mean no side of the road goat either. They give you a farm goat, like
in the country. In Auckland, you can buy deer at MacDonald's. Also, you
know what they call a Quarter Pounder Fish in Auckland?
JULES
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder Fish?
VINCENT
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the
fuck a Quarter Pounder Fish is.
JULES
What'd they call it?
VINCENT
A Slippery Fuck.
JULES
(repeating) A Slippery Fuck.
What'd they call a Big Mac?
VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'His Big Mac'.
JULES
What do they call a Whopper?
VINCENT
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put
on dogs in Christchurch instead of vasoline?
JULES
What?
VINCENT
Mayonnaise.
JULES
Goddamn!
VINCENT
I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate,
they fuckin' drown 'em in it.
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I'm a digital cowboy... bronc's my name.
My janitor skills, they gained me fame.
An rloxley groupie, yes it's true.
A nambla man, I like little boys too.
sportin' them ciscoz thruout da land,
coding with one, whacking with tha other hand.
I route dem hos... and narq them kids.
Spreadin' mah love, and sufferin' from GRIDS.
--
SHAKE YA BEWT-AY
THEY CALL ME FRUIT-AY
BUT WHUT CAN AH SAY?
I'M JUST PLAIN GAY.
--
I'm ridin' through compton
with a cisco in the trunk.
Chillin' wit mah homeboys
like that poké-faggot bonk.
My GSR runz Solaris
Cause im a real G
With mad IOS extensionz
That'z why niggaz hate on me
I keep it real with rloxley
He gives me kiddy porn
I skewl his channel
New hackerz are born
(Chorus)
--
SHAKE YA BEWT-AY
THEY CALL ME FRUIT-AY
BUT WHUT CAN AH SAY?
I'M JUST PLAIN GAY.
--
Bronc:
Nigga I got these ciscoz iced up enough
While my lil rloxley's on the bus puttin out cigarette butts
But me personally cowboy I don't give a fuck
And I'ma always show love to my cut
Hit the solaris console tha bitch up
The Cash Money motto we got to hack til we throw up
Nigga point the cisco out guaranteed I can hack
Wootay I'm tattooed and barred up
Enterprise 10000 iced up, Rolex bezelled up
And my MCSE is platinum plus
Earrings be trillion cut
And my IOS 12.9-PRE4 be slugged up
My heart filled with anger cause nigga I don't give a fuck
Stack my Catalyst 6000z up
Cause one day I'm a give this hacker life up
Porn I don't discuss
A nigga outta line gone get his motherfuckin head bust
Cisco Money Millionaires plus
Don't touch sum'in nigga you can't fuck
Fifty inches Flatscreen is a must
By the year two thousand I'm gut out my bus
(Chorus)
--
SHAKE YA BEWT-AY
THEY CALL ME FRUIT-AY
BUT WHUT CAN AH SAY?
I'M JUST PLAIN GAY.
--
I be that nigga with the CCNA on me
If it aint faster than OC3 it don't look right on me
I be fuckin niggaz bitches all in they home
Niggaz be like, "Look at that Cisco on all that chrome"
CCNPz held by everybody thats in my click
Man I got the price of a Cisco GSR 'round my neck and wrist
My nigga Baby gettin' a special built server
A Cisco Ultra Enterprise 12000 B-14
I know you niggaz can't believe that
I can't wait to see ya haters face when ya see that
Man look at that
Niggaz claim linux just to stand on side of me
Folks say take that iPaq off boy ya blindin me
All day my Cisco PIX bling bling bling
Can see my Serverz from a mile bling bling
(Chorus)
--
SHAKE YA BEWT-AY
THEY CALL ME FRUIT-AY
BUT WHUT CAN AH SAY?
I'M JUST PLAIN GAY.
--
Chorus: bronc
Y'all gon' make me hack the planet
up in HERE, up in here
Y'all gon' make me DoS yahoo.com
up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me crack RSA
up in HERE, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose nuke
up in here, up in here
If I gotsta bring it to you cowards then it's gonna be quick, aight
All your firewallz up in the DMZ before, suck my dick
And all them other hackerz you run with, get done with, dumb quick
How the fuck you gonna cross the bronc with some bum shit? Aight
There go the nuke.exe click, nine five one shit
All over some dumb shit, ain't that some shit
Y'all hackaz remind me of DEFCON, cause everytime
you come around, it's like (what) I just gotta get my dick sucked
And I don't know who the fuck you think tryin to skewl
but I'm not him, aight hacker? So watch what you do
Or you gon' find yourself, nuked like someone else
and we all thought you nuked yourself
But that couldn't have been the issue, or maybe
they just sayin that, now cause they miss you
Shit a hacker tried to diss you
That's why you cryin, lookin at the logoz of yo` cisco certs
UUnet/Security Response Team tellin the truth and it hurts
Chorus
Off the gibson I leave hackaz soft in the brain
cause hackaz still want the fame, off the name
First of all, you ain't rapped long enough
to be fuckin with me and you, you ain't leet enough
So whatever it is you runnin on that got you think that you broncman
I got IOS source, should I smack him with my dick and the NIC?
Y'all hackaz is lamerz, not even good nukerz
What's gon' be the outcome? Hmm, let's add up all the client trin00z
You hack, you're twisted, your linux a hoe
You're broke, the Cisco 2600 ain't yours, and e'rybody know
Your old h4x0r crew say you stupid, you be like, "So?
I love my solaris shell, I never let it go"
I'm tired of weak ass hackaz whinin over kernelz
that don't belong to them, fuck is wrong with them?
They nuke it up for real hackaz like my mans and them
who get it on with tha catalyst the strength of the nukez with them, MAN
Chorus
I bring down networkz so heavy it curse the 'net
No more hackin` - nuke it in the dirt instead
You keep ircin` - lest you tryin to end up red
Cause if I end up fed, y'all end up dead
Cause youse a soft type hacka
Fake ./hack type hacka
Puss like a soft solaris hacka
Hacker iz a hacker, blood's thicker than water
We done been through the IDS and we quicker to slaughter
The bigger the backbone, the more udpkillz we brought out
We run up in there, e'rybody come out, don't nobody run out
Sun in to sun out, I'ma keep the routerz out
Nigga runnin his mouth? I'ma blow his broadcast out
Listen, yo' ass is about to be offline
You know who gon' find you? (Who?) UUnet/Network Abuse Hotline
CERT & NIST wishin your soul farewell
but it's hard to digest with the size of the hole in your firewall
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