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[11:. - [ Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles part 2]           [chris] :. ]
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Foreword

Welcome back to the final installment of the Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
miniseries. We last left off with our two remaining turtles being shoved into
the trunk of Jerry Curl's buick and being hauled off to his plantation. Let's
get back to the action..

Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Niggers smoking crackpipes..
Turtle power!

They're the world's most trashy, scumbag team (We're really hip!)
They're niggers in a half-shell, they're not clean (Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil ShitNigga attacks
These Turtle boys shoot him in the back!

Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles..
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles..

Splinter-X taught them to be a ninja team! (He's a radical Paki!)
Coonatello deals, LowRideO pimps his steel!  (That's a fact, Jack!)
Crackael is a nigger jew! (Gimme a break!)
MickeyJiggalo is a nigger too! (Party!)

Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Niggers smoking crackpipes..
Turtle power!


Scene 4 - Jerry Curl's Plantation

Coonatello and LowRideO look around in horror as they see thousands of blackies
working on the plantation. Their huge lips hang below their chin as they stare
open mouthed at the operation. Suddenly a a set of hands grips each of their
shoulders like vice clamps. They spin around and stare up at the biggest
creatures they have ever seen.

Jerry Curl: Ah, I see you've met 8-ball and Crackbaby. They'll be making sure
you keep up your end of the bargin. If not..

As his voice trails off, the two monsters bring out a set of whips lined with
sharp pieces of metal.

Jerry Curl: ..If not, we'll have to punish you. Of course, I'll have to seperate
you two, I don't need anyone causing any trouble. LowRideO - You'll be taking
the west side of the plantation and Coonatello will be taking the east side.

Immediately, as if some sort of power had over taken them, Coonatello and
LowRideO began to feud on who's side was better.

LowRideO: West Siiiiiide!

Coonatello: East Siiiideeee, motha fucka!

Laughing, Jerry Curl orders his goons to take them away.

4 hours later...

Too tired to work any further, LowRideO sits down to catch his breath. A sound
of thunder breaks the erie silence. Then, he's hit with a slicing pain on his
back. The whip, he thought in agony. 8-ball's distorted face appears over
LowRideO. Suddenly, they are both cast in shadow.



8-ball is thrown to the ground by a tremendous force. In surprise, he lets out a
snort and glances up in the hot sun. He sees a slightly out of shape, older man,
with the word 'b0g' on his tight spandex outfit, staring down at him.

8-ball: Duhh.. duh.. Super Bob! Duh.. I'm sorry, is dees your friends?

Super Bob: That's right, now step aside you pussy. I have work to do.

Super Bob lifts LowRideO off the ground and zooms into the air.

Super Bob: Let's go save Coonatello and get out of here.

As Bob draws nearer to the East side of the plant, the sun does likewise with
the horizon. Twisted, contorted shadows align the plant's features, casting many
things in blackness.

Super Bob: Have no fear! I have super b0g vision!

Navigating his way around like it was daylight, Bob easily locates Coonatello
and lands to the ground with a thud.

Coonatello: Bob? You came and saved me after what happened with us..

Super Bob: Yes, you didn't thing I'd leave you here, did y--



Bob is suddenly clubbed in the head with a heavy object. Shakily, he whips
around to see Crackbaby holding a rock (boulder might be the correct word here)
in his hands. Bob stands up, and smiles at Crackbaby.

Super Bob: Dare you challenge my b0g powers? Dear boy.. you've messed with the
wrong person.

Bob grabs on to Crackbaby's testicles and rips them away.



All of a sudden, Crackbaby emits an ear piercing (high pitched) scream. He then
falls to the ground with blood gushing from his extremities.

The lights on the plant turn on in sequence to the event, and Jerry Curl's voice
occupies the megaphone.

Jerry Curl: You have 10 seconds to return to your work before the dogs are
released. I repeat, you have 10 seconds.. before you are ripped to shreds.

Super Bob: I call that move the Super b0g ball buster.

LowRideO: Thanks bob, I owe you one.

Coonatello: Yeah me too..

Coonatello: Oh, and LowRideO man, sorry for fighting earlier

(Jerry Curl: 4.. 3..)

LowRideO: It's okay man, lets get the fuck out of here.

With a wink, Bob lifts Coonatello and LowRideO high into the air, and they zoom
away high above the plant just as the dogs are released.

With that, Bob drops them both to their doom.

With a wide grin, he calls out as they are being ripped to shreds by the dogs..

Super Bob: Next time.. don't steal my issue of b0g you fuckers!


And so ends the adventures of the Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles. Hope you
enjoyed it.

Author's Note: These two articles were in no way meant to offend black people. I
am not racist, they were simply written for fun. If anyone had a problem with
them, I apologize. Thanks for reading.






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