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____________________________________________________________________ [ 7:. - [ old Ladie Panty Box ] [PhluX And Pooly] :. ] [pp@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Disclaimer: If j00 use this b0x to steal old ladies panties, me, nor pooly take responsibility for your testicles should old ladies whack your penis with their purse. We did not write this file. Materials: - 1 Hot Old Lady (won't be hard to find, as all old ladies are hot) - 2 fridge magnets - 1 Radio Shack Remote Control Car - The Force (Optional) - A Hat(steal one from the grannys boyfriend...fuckers!) - Hormones For Old Ladies Ok, now that you have all the materials, place the magnets on the car (or project box) ... you can take off the body and tires and put it in a project box all nice like. Now turn on the car and radio and the magnets will fly. Fly the magnets towards that old lady, fly them in her panties. Now fly the panties back and your home free. If theres an old grandpa watchin her ass stick his cane up his urethra and put rocks up his ass. Now take your hat and sit on the sidewalk and whack off. Old ladies will come to see you whack off and will pay you, use the panties as a sexual treat. *Second Method* Use the force (if your not of the jedi warriors, analy rape yodas green ass and he will cooperate and will steal old ladies panties for you with the force) Then you can e-mail me ( YourMom@Mybed.cum ) and tell me if yoda has a green or brown cock. *Last Resortion* As a last resortion, you can snare the old ladies panties. Tie some yarn to the old ladies panties and run around the corner, this works better if the old ladie is in one of them motorized carts (I like to think of them as moving beds). Now hide around the corner, and give the string a good yank. with luck u will have ripped the old ladies panties off. Now its home free home. UPDATES: if u built that fucker u know it didnt work and you then either had to rape yoda (but he prolly inturn raped you so you didnt get anywhere) and instead had to use the yarn snare trick. Well this method sucks nuts so we will discuss reasons why the above method didnt work and how the new method works. Q:How come the fuckin yarn breaks? A:You prolly snatched it from the same gramma whom your gonna rob... them senile hotties dont know which shit is the good shit so just use other methods. Q:You stupid fucks why did you publish shit that doesnt work? A:Anyone who makes boxes are leet and its even leeter if you just read other text files and used the information there and write your own txt with out actually testing the shit... Q:What are you mofos going to do aboot it? A:Read on mofo! I present... the new method of stealing granny panntys! It is a little known fact that older women's undergarments have certain radio frequencys attached to them. we won't go in to detail about all of these frequencys but in this text we will discuss one and that one is the old lady's panty frequency. the panty frequency is very difficult to identify since the old lady's ass jiggles and so do her wrinkles and hair so the tone coming from her panties at any particular time is "masked" if you will and must be singled out and amplified to get a good reading this text will describe the many ways me and my colleagues have found to do this quickly and efficiently So.. how do we demodulate this masked frequency? well first you got to get the fucking materials jackass Materials: 1 Hot Old Lady(if your after ebony pleasures there will be a special method just for you) 1 Scanner(FCC regulations requires all scanners after 1994 to be modified so the old lady undergarment frequency is not able to be scanned we will modify the scanner to pick up the frequency.. more on that later) 2.6 gerbils(remove the claws and or limbs..) 1 egg beater(modified blender may work) 1 fat cocked nail..(rip the fucker out of your houses foundation) 1 pair of binoculars(IMPORTANT NOTE: do NOT substitute with monoculars) 19 car batteries fresh from the store 3 condoms(balloons will work as well) lots of wire First we need to modify the scanner to make it pick up the proper frequency (1337) open the case up to the scanner. Take the binoculars and peek into the windows of the old folks home. With the erection begin whacking off and ejaculate on the circuitry of the scanner. When semen is mixed with the finger oils of them mother fucking japs it creates an acid that melts the proper electrolyctics. Now just because we can pick up the 1337 frequency doesnt mean fuck all for fuck all... the frequency is masked... the rest of the device will help us unmask the frequency. Take the egg beater and put your condoms over the beaters while sticking the other in your ass. Put the declawed gerbil in your ass (inside the condom). Now hook up the car batteries to the to the fucking egg beater in parallel (or series I forget which is which..) Now take the wire and wrap it around the egg beater and turn it on... so lots of fuckign wire is on the egg beaters... now with the remaining unraveled wire stick it in the gerbils ass so it pierces the cock suckers intestines and the wire comes out his mouth and pierces the condom. We want 6-8 feet of wire in our ass hole. With the remaining condom, slap that fucker on your cock and put the nail in your urethra(inturn piercing the condom).Wrap wire around the nail and wrap the other end on the negative terminals to the batteries. now what you need to do is smack your dick against the condom covered part of the egg beater do it to a disco rhythm. now this is not for the weak hearted your ass hairs will all fall out and your dick will feel like jello but when you see those old ladies panties floating in your door its all worth it. the tone that this contraption makes is 31337 Hz If you do not know how this device works your obviously not familiar with quantum physics and basic electric magnetic fields. dumbass. I will quote my partner in business pooly on this device "well it creates what we in the business of aged female pantie sales as a negative introversion of the granma panty fields and then the panties grow more and more unstable and must even this out or become so other entity's undergarment since grammuh panties take much longer than required to reach the panty drop zone to get familiar with a new host this is the perfect way to harvest panties" Well said stinky nuts So now while using this device.. if the disco music hasnt drained all the fucking amps out of your house circuitry you will hear the unmasked ass jigglage of an old lady. When you obtain the panties.. you can use the above methods (using them as sexual treats.. etc) Or you can store the panties for later. Obtain some ziplock bags and freeze the panties.. this helps preserve the smell of her fucking dirty ass hairy white cunt. Nigger panties: Now, your either a sick fuck or your from the ghetto... regardless if you want some mofo panties they are fairly easy to require. Most mofo hoes have fat asses so the panties will be somewhat stressed out and the snare method afforementioned is very effective. I do not recommend using the above contraption as you will be overwhelmed with floating gonch and the stench of nigger will affect your breathing. Easy Part: Ok now first walk down the street and find your target.. Hard Part: talk to the fucking nigger Example conversations; "look bitch!" (pointing in the air) "soo... how bout them knicks?" (all niggers play ball so this may be the most effective one)"mofo!" Now that you've got her distracted stick your hand down her pants and rip the fuckers out and run. Proceed to the nearest bathroom and clean your fucking hands before you gratify your self from your new found (stinky) treasure. I hope you found this text informative... 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