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$ by: b0b                                                                  $
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STUFF TO DO WHEN YOU AREN'T HAX0RING, CYBERING OR SEKS0RING TO IMPROVE YOUR 
IMAGE AS A K-RAD HAX0R.


$- CHANT UNIX COMMANDS WHEN YOUR IN PUBLIC ( CROWDED BUSSES, THE RECORD 
STORE AND BARS ARE ALL PERFECT) THIS WILL NOT ONLY GIVE IMPRESSION OF HOW 
LEET YOU TRULY ARE BUT IT WILL ALSO MAKE YOU THE MOST PH33R3D KID ON THE 
BLOCK.

$- BUY A ROOTSHELL CAPS. BUY WELL KNOW HAX0RING FEATURED CLOTHES ;
CdC, L0PHT, DEFCON, R00TFEST, FREE KEVIN, FUCK JP, ETC
IF YOU CANT AFFORD TO BUY LEET CLOTHES LIKE THESE YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOUR 
OWN. GO WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

		- PH33R ¤!%"#%¤
		- I CRACKED WHITEHOUSE.GOV
		- ZYKLON WAS MY CELLMATE, I R00TED HIM
		- TIMUTSHU IS A WANKER

$- GET A BINARY TATTOO

$- GO TO A PAINT STORE AND ASK FOR A BOX OF "#C0C0C0"
USE THE PAINT TO PAINT 0'S AND 1'S ON EACH WALL IN YOUR HOUSE (R00M IF YOU 
LIVE WITH YOUR MOM AND/OR DAD).

$- MAKE A K-RAD SITE WHERE YOU POST ALL YOUR EXPLOITS, A LIST OF ALL YOUR 
HACKS, A LIST OF WHO'S NEXT !"#@¤, A SHOUTOUT SECTION TO ALL THE GROUPS AND 
NAMES YOU EVER READ ABOUT IN HNN, A FUCK 0FF SECTION TO ALL THE GROUPS AND 
NAMES YOU EVER READ ABOUT IN HNN

$- PERFECTIONIZE THE ART OF LAUGHING "HEH" IN REAL LIFE.

$- ENCRYPT EVERY HANDWRITTEN PIECE OF PAPER YOU MAKE, EVEN SCRIBBLES, AND 
BURN THE ORIGINALS. 

$- MAKE THIS: * YOUR SIGNATURE

$- IF SOMEONE IS IGNORANT ENOUGH TO MAKE FUN OF YOU, PICK ON YOU, HARASS 
YOU, BEAT YOU, KICK YOU IN THE MACS, TELL MOMMY JOKES ABOUT YOUR MOM, OR DO 
ANYTHING AT ALL THAT CAN BE CONSIDERED CRUEL AND MEAN, JUST LAUGH "HEH" AND 
CHANT UNIX COMMANDS TILL THEY STOP AND LEAVE

$- MAKE FUN OF THE CASHIER ( NOT RECOMMENDED IF SHE'S A CHIX0R, UNLESS YOU'RE 
GAY OF COURSE ), IF ITS A DUDE OR A HIGH SCHOOL BULLY DROPOUT THAT'S EVEN 
BETTER. SAY MEAN THINGS LIKE : 

	- OH MAN YOUR TYPING IS SLOW 
	- HAVEN'T I CYBERED YOU SOMETIME?
	- AREN'T YOU ONE OF THE GUYS FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE? 
	- I COULD R00T YOUR STORES LAME NETWORK IN 6 SEC's USING NOTHING BUT 
	NETSTAT
	- YOU MAKE JP SEEM LEET
	- WHAT'S THAT PERFUME YOUR WEARING, "CAROLYN MEINEL "? (YOU HAVE TO BE 
	PRETTY LEET TO UNDERSTAND THIS ONE)

AND FINALLY, AND THIS IS A CLASSIC:
LAUGH "HEH" AND CHANT UNIX COMMANDS



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